to wander what kate will do on her hen night?

[VinegarTits]

i guess a week in shaggaluf will be out?

Probably a few bacardi breezers with the girls at home while they get ready, then pizza hut for an all you can eat meal, finished off with a stripogram at Tiger Tiger and a quick vomit in the back of the cab on the way home.

Or something like that at any rate...

Blackpool?

i reckon they will all meet up in whetherspoons dont you?

Blackpool, good one

Ah yes, weatherspoons before pizza hut. I think you're right. Perhaps we could offer to help organise it?

yes 'hen nights r us' could be a new business idea, kate could be the first client

I might tender for the reception after t'big day: finger buffet etc....open s/w, vol au vents, cheese 'n' pineapple on sticks (hedge hog style - no expense spared)...ny head is positivley spinning with ideas.

Center Parcs I reckon.

Ooh, yes. Don't forget the cocktail sausages....

she best book now center parcs gets a bit chocca

i think she will want home made coleslaw though, being middleclass

I going to offer 2/3 menues:
£3.95 p/p
£5.95 p/p
or the biggy:
£8.95 p/p all in mega buffet...the lot!

Lol at vinegar's homemade coleslaw and at saythatagain's price list.

What about the alcohol? Smirnoff ice or lager for the youngsters and some sherry for the oldies?

do you think she will invite the queen, best get some cucumber butties ready just in case

i think the queen will appreciate the stripper

Don't forget to cut the crusts off the queen's sandwiches

Harvey's cream Sherry none of that cheap stuff

i think kate would be a blue wicked drinker

I reckon they might hire a room somewhere with a vodka luge and get crazy. I expect to see her standing up in a stretched hummer riding through central london, bottle of lambrini in one hand, pink sparkly cowboy hat on head and "mrs Wills" sash, shouting "WOooooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooOoooooooooooo!!!!!"

Is Chelsey going? If so, count me in.

Won't cucumber repeat on her maj?
Always gotta see the bigger picture VT!

Abs, brilliant

pom bears as snacks?

And a chocolate fountain. And vodka jellies.

I reckon also pitchers of "sex on the beach", and lots of norty shots like blow jobs and what not.

Vajazzles all the way. In the shape of a crown.

and a blow up doll, called Trevor

and Trevor will have a mussie and pubes drawn on with eyeliner