to wander what kate will do on her hen night?

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i guess a week in shaggaluf will be out?

and a veil...with plastic willies stuck to it

Man, you can go to TOWN on the whole "Willie" theme.

She also apparently calls him Big Willie, so this will have to feature.

Penis cake anyone?

I've got some spare net for t'veil.

I once saw a Hen party where the Hen had a huge papier mache cock strapped onto a baseball cap. It was lunchtime at Blackpool Pleasure beach and said willy was blowing in the wind in all it's 2ft glory. It was very realistic.
Too much?

Do you think she will take a pee in the gutter outside of Wetherspoons after she's overdone the Lambrini?

Less is more.....big willy it is then.
Willy balloons?

Willy balloons, willy chocolates, could even do cut the egg and cress sandwiches with willy shaped cutters to fit in with the theme.

Like it Lizzy.

Either pee or puke, depends on how she's feeling.

loving the willie theme, you are all genius, this will make me us rich, rich i tell ya

...beyond our wildest dreams VT!

As rich as KM's parents

Could we move forwards with the willy theme incorporating hot dogs/bridge rolls/tommy sauce?

Don't forget condoms stapled all over her veil and a garish garter!

Surely she'll just opt for a quiet night in with the girls, PJs, hair curlers, pom-bears and cocktails?

I feel her parents may make quite a lot of money out of these bad boys in the run up. Particularly from MNers

NOw, time to get serious, do we invite Aunty Sarah or not?
A few Lambrinis and it could get messy.
Think Her Maj and the feisty red head having a bird row in the loos. Kat Slater style.

i think yes. And then someone can film it on their phone and post it on youtube

LOVE this thread!!

Think Kate should pop down to Primark for a load of bargain t-shirts & get them printed with "Fancy a f*ck in Buckin'am?"

Strippergram a brilliant idea - my personal choice would be that Jules Knight fella on the telly last night - phwoaargh blimey indeed sir!

Right girls - think we really ought to get our act together. Hen Night Organisers R Us!
Please count me in, really looking forward to it, as long as I get Trevor when everyone ii finished with him - I'm not proud.
Strippergram - got to be totally uck/vomiting making - what about Peter Andre?

If we're going for the Uck factor....Simon Cowell?

what about a selection of tasks she has to complete, like finding a Wills look alike and asking him for a snog?