oh, thank god it moved off the pets argument.
I nearly didn't have anything to add.
Now, if I hadn't seen loonies before, I would wonder why she posted a quite frankly provocative OP then disappeared.
(note, loonies, one S, 2 Ps, just like your op....)

(btw, are we using buns to mean cakes, or buns to mean cobs? because I don't throw cobs)(or cakes for that matter)