to be new to Mumsnet and slightly dissapointed that I have not yet witnessed a 'bunfight'

[loonies]

dissapointed

ARGH!

Poor old GOML (terrible taste in make up)

And if you think, she always wears jeans sans underwear

[vows to never sit on GOML's sofa if invited around]

[realises she has never met GOML, and is unlikely to ever be invited around]

I never feel reality need intrude on MN, Abs

Stay around for just a bit longer and I'm sure you'll witness a few, they're never too far away.

@ Vinegar & Hully

Hey Shirl....not sure, think I'd remember a VICIOUS disagreement, have only posted step-parenting things once or twice. There is another MNetter with a v v similar name to me, maybe it was her?

well, now i'm going to have to start one of those spreadsheets people have been on about, so I can note all this new info about GOML. And some stuff about Hully, which will have to be made up, unless you're willing to give over some salacious information.

You forgot about dogshit, Harpy, that's usually good for a couple of hundred posts.

Start a thread about dog shit in a P&T parking space, then sit back and enjoy.

oh yeah the AIBU to let my dog eat from the same bowl as my baby? or AIBU to hate all dog owners because they are all cunts?

Those doggie ones always go waaaay mad.

(2blessed2bestressed - nope it was definitely you and I going at it hammer and tongs - I think you said you felt sorry for me and I called you some sort of fruit - ha! twas a long time ago, I don't even know why I remembered it TBH. it was over 6 months ago)

Ooh - Dogs! I make some perfectly reasonable comment, and before I know it I'm accused of being a dog hater and wanting to kill them all.

Which I do obv.

The dog one spawned the BEST.FIGHT.EVER. (well the best one I ever saw) when one poster actually offered another one.

hahahahaha.

Amazing how hot your temper can go.

Dachshunds are the nicest dogs, incidentally.

my post is nonsense.

What I meant to say was:

A dog thread on AIBU spawned the BEST.FIGHT.EVER (well the best one I ever saw) when one poster actually offered another "out". Said something like "CAT me and we'll arrange to settle this in RL" or something.

haha..

FUCK YOU GRIMMA.

Are you some sort of idiot. Schnauzers are the best sort of dog, and if you don't know this, then I feel sorry for your dogs/children/vagina

CHURCHILL IS THE BEST DOG.

Or Scooby Doo.

No, there are lots of other people who agree with me, and they're all very nice too.

Unlike some people.