to be new to Mumsnet and slightly dissapointed that I have not yet witnessed a 'bunfight'

[loonies]

dissapointed

FFS stop throwing sprouts

btw if you do have a horrible row with someone is the form just to ignore this fact the next time you see them or to uncomfortably acknowledge it..

LeQueen - have you a bat-phone too?

Omni

honestly - my memory is so poor I'm unlikely to remember

er.

I ignore them on the thread and stick two fingers up and the screen and think "I remember you, you fucker" and I do this for about 6 months and then I forget about it.

and have to refer to my little book of slights

You have to snog them.

You don't get the snog emoticon until you have been on MN for 8 years, then you get a secret email with instructions like the masons.

In the interests of repetitive thread machinations etc

There is only one poster I actually don't like and remember that I don't. (We haven't had that thread for at least an hour)

I'm afraid I'm not at liberty to say. Acceptance of the advanced MNetting Email automatically signs one up to the OSA.

I dont remember from one thread to the next. 8 years to go to the snog then...
ffs have a sprout.

I have been making childish faces at the screen, I realise I now need to up the ante with rude gestures.

When I next see a person with whom I've had a row I will position my arse to the screen, bend over and do that double handed flapping move.

Sorry LeQueen.

So, is it true? Where's GetOrf to verify this. WHY change everyday? She must have tons and tons of laundry. [mind boggles]

Pore ol GetOrf drips. She doesn't like it to be commonly known, so don't say anything

Right. Must go. Bloody children needing "picking up from school" FFS

Don't talk about me when I'm gone

.............

Hasn't she put on weight lately? Poor thing.

Seriously? You can't just leave them to walk home on their own? Lazy DCs. LAZY

Hully - GOML drips what?

I can never remember who I am cross with and why.

Its what comes of too many buns.

intimate and personal fluid from her under frontals. Shh.

I notice everyone's missed the most important point, which is that MmeLindt is offering cheese/pineapple hedgehogs on that thread.