to be new to Mumsnet and slightly dissapointed that I have not yet witnessed a 'bunfight'

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dissapointed

Had a quick squint at sp thread. Oh my.

Yo James, I have thrown a bit of love at that step thing. Man, them is some heated folks.

I'm back from the step-parents thread thoroughly worn out and with a headache - does anyone mind if I hoover up these cupcakes etc?

Don't go there 2b2s (I think you and I had a VICIOUS row about summat sort of similar once. I blame my hormones)

True that Hully.

Hully - have you got some kind of bat-phone accoutrement that alerts you to the mention of your name on a thread ?

I'm grumpy enough for a bun-fight. :(

, goes off to attempt Safe Steerage

Yes! Alfred made it for me!

Actually, I'm so popular that any thread I click on is All About Me

Never mind sprouts

Personally. speaking for myself, I think that many an argument would be avoided if the terms

FFS
FGS

and

were used with just a little more discretion

FFS

Well you could try and start one.

AIBU in thinking that if you don't send your children to private school you are a failure?

AIBU in thinking that I should pretend to believe in god to get into a faith school?

AIBU in renting a flat to get into the catchment area of a good school?

AIBU in thinking controlled crying is aces?

AIBU in thinking poor people should get more money?

AIBU in thinking rich people should pay more/less tax?

FFS

I like ffs. Saves time. Pithy and succinct.

I hate the ordinary smiley.

And I hate it when you stand up for someone and they say Ooo I'm all grown up I can manage thanks. RUDE.

I blame people who write in bold.

Italics are much milder.

FFS

I hate the Passive Agreesive smiley the most. Like:

I have to say that I feel sorry for your children

It's the "no offence" of the smiley world

FFS in bold says it all.

FFS

BTW - Abs - you made me laugh out loud

I have run out of FFS this week. I have been too generous and have already run out. I FFSaked at so many threads and newspaper articles that I am suffering from FFS fatigue.