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to be sick of the sight of Cheryl Cole

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Fibilou · 22/10/2010 20:34

you can't turn around without seeing the blasted woman. I don't buy magazines, I don't have a TV, I don't watch X factor, I don't read sleb blogs yet you just can't get away from the woman. Today I walked into town, she was in shop windows advertising her fake hair, in waterstones advertising her book (probably about how "brave" she has been) I just cannot understand the mania over her. I mean, what exactly has she done that is so chuffing amazing ? Had her husband cheat on her and eventually kicked him to the curb after about the 8th occasion ? It's hardly unusual, is it ? Adn why does everyone keep describing her as "brave" ? Brave is keeping on going after you've had your legs blown off in a roadside bomb in Afghanistan. And don't get me started on the racist attack.
I cannot believe that this woman is generally accepted as a good role model for girls, she appears to me to be the complete epitome of a simpering moron, trussed up like a Christmas turkey. I despair for our daughters

Good, I feel better after letting that out

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donnie · 23/10/2010 17:04

yes UQD but they had good voices which were not enhanced digitally in post production. She crystallises mediocrity IMO, as well as all things fake - fake hair, fake tan, fake teeth, fake voice blahblahblah. What's to like? anyone looks good with a bit of slap on. Even me.

pintyblud · 23/10/2010 17:07

sm, you were on fire at the start of this thread. I agree with it all.

pintyblud · 23/10/2010 17:10

Not writing your own songs is fine if you have a great singing voice.

If you don't write songs, don't play an instrument and you can't sing very well, it's all just cheap sweet pap really.

cupcakesandbunting · 23/10/2010 17:13

I know she's a mega dullard but as soon as I see her cheek dimples, I melt Blush

She is shit at singing though.

hf128219 · 23/10/2010 17:16

There's a great story about a poker den and all sorts of immoral goings on.

hf128219 · 23/10/2010 17:16

There's a great story about a poker den and all sorts of immoral goings on.

pintyblud · 23/10/2010 17:16

She symbolises the decay of modern western society. (Tongue only slightly in cheek)

childrenofthecornsilk · 23/10/2010 17:29

hf more info! Is the poker Cheryl?

hf128219 · 23/10/2010 17:30

Just add devilfish

childrenofthecornsilk · 23/10/2010 17:31

to what?Confused

hf128219 · 23/10/2010 19:10

The picture. Does he not like 'protection'?

childrenofthecornsilk · 24/10/2010 00:46
Confused
fsmail · 24/10/2010 09:45

Agreed to say that Aidan should do Kanye West is the thickest thing I have ever heard in my life. She has no music taste and tries to get all her acts to be like her.

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