to be sick of the sight of Cheryl Cole

[Fibilou]

you can't turn around without seeing the blasted woman. I don't buy magazines, I don't have a TV, I don't watch X factor, I don't read sleb blogs yet you just can't get away from the woman. Today I walked into town, she was in shop windows advertising her fake hair, in waterstones advertising her book (probably about how "brave" she has been) I just cannot understand the mania over her. I mean, what exactly has she done that is so chuffing amazing ? Had her husband cheat on her and eventually kicked him to the curb after about the 8th occasion ? It's hardly unusual, is it ? Adn why does everyone keep describing her as "brave" ? Brave is keeping on going after you've had your legs blown off in a roadside bomb in Afghanistan. And don't get me started on the racist attack.
I cannot believe that this woman is generally accepted as a good role model for girls, she appears to me to be the complete epitome of a simpering moron, trussed up like a Christmas turkey. I despair for our daughters

Good, I feel better after letting that out

working hard,and cheryl cole.thats an oxymoron

wanted "virgin hair" for a merkin actually

when was cc funny?

merkin?is that your cousin?do they play banjo on porch

Always, I find her comments original and quite smart for her age. If there was an idiot on that panel would be Mr Walsh. The man has no personality!!

CC is original, love her accent!!

agree about louis walsh, can't stand the man. he makes me cringe actually.

yes! do u know him scottishmummy?

Really, who cares. I doubt that she is racist, or a thug because she lost it once, those are not reasons to dislike someone.
It's just all rather dull isn't it?

Daftpunk.....i love her....

The 'damn the clocks' comment was hilarious

I flatly refuse to believe that Cheryl Cole exists. She's a total fiction, invented by sleb magazines and Simon Cowell. They have multiple body doubles playing the Cheryl part. You can tell which body double is playing the part by reference to the skin colour. The very orange one is called Vera.

is merkin priddy.like cheryl wiv moustache maybe

Lollipop with big hair. Bland comments in X Factor.

Really REALLY can't sing for toffee. Bland bland songs:

(sing in monotone)
I don't need a parachute
I don't need a parachute
I don't need a fruit shoot
I don't need a fruit shoot....

Did I mention Bland?

She wouldn't last 5 mins in AIBU - even anonomously.

"I doubt that she is racist, or a thug because she lost it once, those are not reasons to dislike someone."

Really. You really think that doing this www.rumermills.com/tag/cheryl-cole-assault/ is not thuggish behaviour ? What exactly would you call an unprovoked attack on a loo attendant then ?
I'm not a thug and I demonstrate this by not punching people in the face when I don't like what they say.
And I never said I dislike CC. How could I, I don't know her. What I do dislike is the brand of celebrity that she and her ilk represent.

Quatrocento love your comment and name.

scottishmymmy you have to admit that you have actually searched a CC look-alike on loreal paris website. Just because the colors did not suit you scotish complection, sureley that is not good enough reason to take it on the poor wee lass.

(if you have not done that, you have no excuse to not try it out now!!)

big hair batterer has permeated scotland too with omnipresent marketing

*MardyBra" you are ready for your audition for next X Factor.

If you told me your name, I will vote for you to win!!

scottishmummy you do actually like all the products with her name and face on- you might even have a shrine of CC in your house.

Dont worry honny, one day we will all look like her!! Is the fault of globalisation!!

nah,i dont worship at shrine vacuous tits.do you

wayoftheworld

Aww - I am actually a bit of a singer in RL. DS told me the other day:

"Mummy, if you entered the X factor, you'd probably make it to the live finals but I think there might be other people better than you who would win" Thanks DS.

I can't find anything of significance on googling "Cheryl Cole diet pills".

I wonder if she/Simon Cowell have employed search engine repution managers? Seems odd.

Diet pills turn you yellow - it's the effect they have on the liver

I dont get all the fuss with her either her voice annoys me

YANBU, I used to really like her but I find her comments on X Factor lack any cerebral quality and her ubiquity too tiresome.

have you read the interview with her in the Guardian magazine today? it's three pages long and she says absolutely nothing of any interest. Then again, it's a Simon Hattenstone piece and he always was a wanker (as well as a crap writer IMO).

Did someone mention already she's in today's Guardian? What's the world coming to?

Not keen.

Can't sing
Doesn't write her own songs
Gets told what to wear, what to say, what to think etc.

Neither Frank Sinatra nor Elvis wrote their own songs, either...

To be honest, I rather like her. She isn't my favourite member of Girls Aloud - nothing could top the feisty blonde perfection of the Harding in my world - but still...