to be sick of the sight of Cheryl Cole

[Fibilou]

you can't turn around without seeing the blasted woman. I don't buy magazines, I don't have a TV, I don't watch X factor, I don't read sleb blogs yet you just can't get away from the woman. Today I walked into town, she was in shop windows advertising her fake hair, in waterstones advertising her book (probably about how "brave" she has been) I just cannot understand the mania over her. I mean, what exactly has she done that is so chuffing amazing ? Had her husband cheat on her and eventually kicked him to the curb after about the 8th occasion ? It's hardly unusual, is it ? Adn why does everyone keep describing her as "brave" ? Brave is keeping on going after you've had your legs blown off in a roadside bomb in Afghanistan. And don't get me started on the racist attack.
I cannot believe that this woman is generally accepted as a good role model for girls, she appears to me to be the complete epitome of a simpering moron, trussed up like a Christmas turkey. I despair for our daughters

Good, I feel better after letting that out

'simpering moron'

OP you have crystallised the essence of chezza right there. YANBU. Well done! She is so ultra boring and meaningless isn't she.

What she did to that Woman's face. Totally unprovoked attack. She will always fall on her size 3 feet, she is a lucky girl.

yes feisty - those lucky celebs tend to put weight on only on their bosom or their cheeks. They are Special.

she could fall in a vat of shite and come out smellin of roses and hard done to by time her publicist finished with her

She is quite smug and self satisfied I find. But she is also lost - up Simon Cowell's ass

hell no search party would venture there.lost or not

Oooh, I hate the fact she goes on about being 24 hours from death. I've had malaria 5 times, and been bloody sick with it, but no doctor ever told me I was 24 hours from death. Effing drama queen!!!

Smug, self- satisfied and lost up Simon Cowell's asssss

her tats make her look reet common and I suspect the demographic for the X factor audience are the common type. I mean not that classy or well educated or cultured. Or have I got that wrong?

say it twice still no one wants to go explore that crevice

YANBU AT ALL!

Your a tad bit off with the demographics of the X factor audience there Donnie. I am not common and am very well educated and cultured. I watch X factor because my DC's love it. Not because I am common. YABU to say that about people who watch X factor (educated or not)

sorry that should read 'you're a tad bit off' not your. Too much red wine

Allegedly the 'malaria', was too many diet pills and the marriage was fake.

I do like her mostly, and I love X-Factor but watching her crying over a fake marriage and made up illness will annoy the hell out of me I should think.

I was being slightly tongue in cheek! my dds like it as well. I like watching it with them so I can slag all the contestants off and slate them for being coarse and ill-bred (and talentless, of course)!

Yes you are being totally U!! If you dont like it switch the TV off and read a book! (not her autobiography )

but that is the point - the OP HASN'T GOT A F***G TELLY and still has a surfeit of the laquered, plastic twig that is chezza.

and what cover all mags and elnet cans in tesco.shes omnipresent

how do you cope without a telly OP?

i like cc, because she is good to do impressions of... "wel, ya look like a little pop star" (in spot on geordie accent!) - so much fun. really annoys people.

i never heard about the 'malaria/diet pills' conundrum, but i did hear the marriage was a sham - to sheild her racism and the fact that he's gay... life's big mysteries

how does she get her hair that big, elnett's not that effective.

Aah Fibilou I was in law at the time although not in an official capacity at the time. But - any member of the public can attend any court hearings provided they are not held in camera. Even sleb trials - as long as there is space and you have arrived early, passed through security and got a space in the public gallery

her big hair=shorn poor women elsewhere.selling so called "virgin hair" for likes of posh, and the big haired batterer to accessorise with

I'm going to get myself some "virgin hair" immediately.

ok,dat your chin covered and for your head?

yy russian hair

Good for her for working hard to be who she is and at her age. Way more talented and beautiful than a lot of other artists that are flang about. Lovely face to look at!! Makes a change to the rest of the judges- and she is funny!!