To object strongly to the level of swearing on here?

[proudnscary]

There is a lot of offensive language on here at the moment. May I suggest either:

a) a swear box. All money to go to Proudnscary's Christmas in Barbados fund, Coutts & Co Bank, Acc no: 666, Transylvania.

OR

b) Substituing swear words for the following:

Cunt - Clock
Fuck - Farm
Bitch - Bobble
Shit - Sausage
Bastard - Bunion
Twat - tickle

So a typical exchange would now read 'I formula fed my farming dc, you clock. I don't give a sausage what you say, stop being a bobble.'

'Your dh is a tickle. And a bunion. Leave him'.

yabu. It's called freedom of expression.
There is no more swearing on here than there ever has been.

What a farming sausage idea.

I think it's a great idea. Off you farm and when you get there, farm off again sounds great :o

I agree that there is a fair amount of swearing on MN but we are not all Bobbles and Clocks, some of us just don't give a Sausage.

Tbh, your list makes you look like a bit of a Tickle.

This place is too argumentative for me. You don't get a thread with at least someone stressing a thread out. They just suck the life out of me. Do you think they are like that in real life too? I don't have the energy to respond to agro anymore.

Who the farming farm made you the boss of farming MN? Farm off you clocking tickle.

Oh for farms sake. With bunions and bobbles all over you have to tell the clocks to farm off, otherwise we'd all be chest high deep in sausage.

But have a nice Xmas in Barbados...

I can't remember them all. But I can't see Clockflaps catching on!

Oh sausage. Does that mean we have to sing Old Macdonald had a fuck?
or The mouse ran down the cunt?

These threads always just descend into a load of posters defending their right to say Clock and suggesting you Farm off to Netmums if you don't like it.

yeah, or calling us a load of bobbles. Or Obbles with a B, in netmums' case...

I love the fact that you can swear on here. No other forum I know allows it, I find it refreshing.

I could not be doing with this 'Your DH is a bunion, tickle,' bollocks.

However, if you say 'Your DH is a twat' we all know where we stand!

Would put a whole new twist on the bobble plate behind the loo thread.

Hadaway and shite, OP.

I like the sweariness on this forum, and the fact that it holds your paragraphs, unlike the clocking TES which is like using the Enigma code.

Literally piffling* myself laughing on the train!

*pissing

There was a Clive James novel which I found pretty dreary apart from a character who swore so much that he substituted two of his favourite swear words with "soap" and "sand."

One tirade went:

"Soap! Sand! Soaping sand! Soap a duck!"

And loving the posters taking my op seriously - you silly tickles!! Get a farming sense of humour for Christopher biggin's* sake.

*Christ's

I do object to swearing in thread titles, not because my precious DDs might read it, but because work's computing Big Brother won't let me open sweary-titled threads. So then I have to spend all day wondering what I'm missing out on!

I'm with you 100% OP! The moral degeneracy on this forum is shocking! Shocking! See I am shocked.

I think we could do with finding some less offensive names for the male member. How about 'pigeon' or 'weasel'?

I knew you were joking, OP. The hint was in the extensive list of curse words. :o The few people I've seen who are genuinely offended by this sort of thing aren't keen to make a farming list of everything single word, much less offer substitutions like these.

good post btw :o

Nice to see AnyFarmer posting on this thread.

lolol at 'farm off you clock'