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AIBU?

Share your dilemmas and get honest opinions from other Mumsnetters.

<whispers> to enjoy porn?

155 replies

TheCakeDiet · 04/10/2010 14:26

...oh god cringing as I type and yes, I have namechanged.

So, nothing too weird - just a bit of normal shagging, schoolboys and MILFs and some girl on girl stuff but yes, I quite enjoy it and even sneak a quick look on laptop whilst DH is at work sometimes Blush

Perfectly normal (but slightly dull) sex life at home and otherwise fully functioning liberated woman and mother of 2 DCs

I know that as an industry, there are those who are hideously exploited but tbh, I am sure that there are many who are not.... So AIBU and more importantly, AMBaWerido???

OP posts:
AnyFucker · 04/10/2010 23:05

esp..just move on

your words will be forgotten

MN is like a goldfish in a bowl

or a rocking horse

or an amoeba

zero capacacity for remebering anything at all

or is that just me ?? < ponders >

TiggyD · 04/10/2010 23:05

Don't be scared ESP. I know they are scary and quite lewd sometimes and use lots of abbreviation that us Normals don't know, but we do things they don't. Our ways might seem strange and scary to them.

AnyFucker · 04/10/2010 23:07

< perks up >

Tiggy...have you got something weird to confess to Dittany too ?

run it by us first, we will piss ourselves critique it and give you some pointers

Mumcentreplus · 04/10/2010 23:10

hahaha..

ElectricSoftParade · 04/10/2010 23:11

Not a lipstick lesbian. I am, well, sad now. Have enjoyed reading Mumsnet but am aware that my post may have appeared strange so will bugger off.

TiggyD · 04/10/2010 23:12

No miss. Sorry miss.

[#Thinks# I've got so many weird things going on I wouldn't know where to start. Brackets of invisibility....OFF]

QueenGigantaurofMnet · 04/10/2010 23:18

Oh ESP don't go.

I was actually suggesting the conversation starter quite genuinly.
DD had some music show on earlier and it was some girl or other making out like she was kissing another girl.
It made me think how sad it is that women would pretend to alter their sexuality simply to please a man.

but i am nowhere near smart enough to start a thread in feminist issues.

AnyFucker · 04/10/2010 23:19

esp...stop asking for sympathy and get a grip

what is wrong with everyone tonight ??

has the paranoia overtaken us all ???

QueenGigantaurofMnet · 04/10/2010 23:22

it's my name. it scares people.

i should change it to queenfluffyoffluffdome

dittany · 04/10/2010 23:22

This reply has been deleted

Message withdrawn at poster's request.

ElectricSoftParade · 04/10/2010 23:28

Righto, am not a lipstick lesbian, am not looking for sympathy but am actually a bit freaked out by this.

Without being too paranoid, I am going to back away as this is (passive-aggressive) just a bit too much.

I still find you all very funny and will go back to lurking. Best of wishes ESP

AnyFucker · 04/10/2010 23:35

ok, esp

come back another day then

and avoid all threads that myself and gigantaur are on
...that should sort it Smile

dittany will look after you if it is of a radical feminist nature, although I suspect I know what you are wishing to discuss, because you have said it twice now Wink

AnyFucker · 04/10/2010 23:36

and it is perfectly ok to discuss it, you know

and also to do it, whatever it is you do, as long as you are fully in control and not doing it for someone else

QueenGigantaurofMnet · 04/10/2010 23:38

and no ones filming it.

TiggyD · 04/10/2010 23:39

She's just shy. Forums can be scary at first. It's like going to a party on your own.

AnyFucker · 04/10/2010 23:40

nor being paid for it

QueenGigantaurofMnet · 04/10/2010 23:41

Anyfucker

AnyFucker · 04/10/2010 23:41

what

QueenGigantaurofMnet · 04/10/2010 23:42

we're naughty.

AnyFucker · 04/10/2010 23:43

you speak for yourself

I am helping someone here !!

aren't I ?? < ahem >

QueenGigantaurofMnet · 04/10/2010 23:45

Well i did try and offer a topic for converstaion.

AnyFucker · 04/10/2010 23:51

we are not scary !!

< stamps foot >

we are open to all sorts of discussion

have you bloody seen the threads started by gigantaur friday night threads ???

AnyFucker · 04/10/2010 23:52

gah...my strike out didn't work

QueenGigantaurofMnet · 04/10/2010 23:54

i don't start all the friday night threads.

today is monday

memoo · 04/10/2010 23:59

you are atually a tiny bit scaryish