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AIBU?

Share your dilemmas and get honest opinions from other Mumsnetters.

<whispers> to enjoy porn?

155 replies

TheCakeDiet · 04/10/2010 14:26

...oh god cringing as I type and yes, I have namechanged.

So, nothing too weird - just a bit of normal shagging, schoolboys and MILFs and some girl on girl stuff but yes, I quite enjoy it and even sneak a quick look on laptop whilst DH is at work sometimes Blush

Perfectly normal (but slightly dull) sex life at home and otherwise fully functioning liberated woman and mother of 2 DCs

I know that as an industry, there are those who are hideously exploited but tbh, I am sure that there are many who are not.... So AIBU and more importantly, AMBaWerido???

OP posts:
scottishmummy · 04/10/2010 21:20

no one was compelled to answer,blatantly talkin about sex.wasnt a subtle creep on ya thing.was out there in op.this incessant who da troll is v lame.so surely then applying the the premise that talkin about sex is titillation for "twats" all the arse sex threads are also a wankers wet dream?

AnyFucker · 04/10/2010 21:23

mcp...you reckon a bit of "twink on twink" or similar ? Smile

Mumcentreplus · 04/10/2010 21:26

Grin or having a cuppa and talking on the phone

AnyFucker · 04/10/2010 21:27

yeah, twink-on-twink is sooooo last year, innit

memoo · 04/10/2010 21:30

I'm here!

What is twink on twink? Shock

Mumcentreplus · 04/10/2010 21:32

Grin..we are not talk too you just about you woman!

sparky159 · 04/10/2010 21:37

hmmm-Nancy-
when someone roleplays about schoolboys[and could easily be school girls aswell]
does this make it any better?
is this just making it "alright"?
not arguing with you-just interested.
if someone roleplays like this-its like they like this kind of thing-but wont admit it to themselves.

memoo · 04/10/2010 21:40

Well whatever it is I should be so lucky Grin instead I'm up and down the stairs to a teething baby

TiggyD · 04/10/2010 21:40

I like a bit of traffic warden on lollipop lady action myself.

Mumcentreplus · 04/10/2010 21:42

Grin memoo

massivemammaries · 04/10/2010 21:42

For Fucks Sake..... feminists aren't half BORING .... nothing wrong with any of it .... bring it on

Mumcentreplus · 04/10/2010 21:43

traffic wardens make me angry and I dont even drive!..Grin

Mumcentreplus · 04/10/2010 21:45

Feminists are not boring.....the utter cheek!!Shock

TheCakeDiet · 04/10/2010 21:46

Ok am absolutely not a troll - have only just got back because was doing DC's bedtime and then got caught up in 'The Time Travellers Wife' on Sky..

So, not a troll and also, not into schoolboys - sorry that was misleading! I meant (as Detective Potato said) 'younger men/older women (perhaps because it makes me believe that at 35 I might still be vaguely attractive to a 20 year old???

And I think that actually my question has been answered and the answer is that I am NU to be 'aroused' but I am BU (or naive) to believe that you can enjoy porn without anyone being exploited.

Perhaps a better question might have been AIBU to find it so hard to feel sexy with DH but so easy to get excited by porn..? But that's probably one for 'relationships'... so thank you all - at least I don't feel weird, just a bit naive Blush

OP posts:
sparky159 · 04/10/2010 22:05

thankyou for coming back.
well-youre post looked a bit iffy-hence my posts.
youve come back and explained what you meant
and i see this in a diffrent light.
why on earth at 35 would you be hoping youre attractive to a 20 year old?
i feel that you have self esteem issues-
theres nothing wrong with being 35
i have no idea why you find it hard to be sexy with youre husband
but yep-this is probably the wrong place to put this.
i wish you luck.

SlightlyJaded · 04/10/2010 22:05

CakeDiet try the 'written word' - honestly, just as provocative and definitely wins the moral high-ground!

And you have the added benefit of being able to surreptitiously fold your book into a large hardback copy of War and Peace for discretion - makes tube journeys so much more enjoyable Grin

dittany · 04/10/2010 22:07

This reply has been deleted

Message withdrawn at poster's request.

ElectricSoftParade · 04/10/2010 22:09

Lurker but am LOVING MCP. Would put a heart here but don't know how to so will send a crochet hook over and also adjust my Jack Duckworth's.

Because I'm sure MCP would LIKE a crochet hook, nothing more strange.

Back off to lurk

AnyFucker · 04/10/2010 22:09

OP...you need to find a hobby

I believe there is a very lucrative market in knitting fetching sock puppets at the moment...

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ElectricSoftParade · 04/10/2010 22:13

Dittany, would it be ok if I were to talk to you privately? I do have some questions and am trying to resolve things in my head. I would be really grateful if you would (not a troll but will be considered one)

sparky159 · 04/10/2010 22:17

yep-feminists are really boring.
mind you-if it werent for them-
i wouldnt be writing this-
and you wouldnt be looking at this!!

QueenGigantaurofMnet · 04/10/2010 22:19

porns great.
though Dh would rather watch ryder cup than "ride a ho"

Hmm
AnyFucker · 04/10/2010 22:20

is it wrong of me to speculate aboutwhat electric is going to pm to dittany ????

QueenGigantaurofMnet · 04/10/2010 22:22

no not at all AF.

so long as you speculate out loud on here so i can play too

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