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AIBU?

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<whispers> to enjoy porn?

155 replies

TheCakeDiet · 04/10/2010 14:26

...oh god cringing as I type and yes, I have namechanged.

So, nothing too weird - just a bit of normal shagging, schoolboys and MILFs and some girl on girl stuff but yes, I quite enjoy it and even sneak a quick look on laptop whilst DH is at work sometimes Blush

Perfectly normal (but slightly dull) sex life at home and otherwise fully functioning liberated woman and mother of 2 DCs

I know that as an industry, there are those who are hideously exploited but tbh, I am sure that there are many who are not.... So AIBU and more importantly, AMBaWerido???

OP posts:
AnyFucker · 04/10/2010 20:31

< passes the sellotape to sparky >

proudnglad · 04/10/2010 20:39

It's a big hairy troll with his dick in his hand, I warrant.

Would any woman put 'milf' and 'girl on girl' and schoolboys in their OP if it was genuine. Anyone...anyone? Bueller?

If it's not a troll, don't get the point of this post at all.

AnyFucker · 04/10/2010 20:40

boredom I think, proundnglad

scottishmummy · 04/10/2010 20:41

doesn't matter if troll or not.no one duped,frisked of money or hurt. this incessant need to prove troll or not is really tiresome

Mumcentreplus · 04/10/2010 20:42

girl on girl..

sparky159 · 04/10/2010 20:42

ha ha ha ha -thanks Anyfucker
rofl-i saw youre post and immediatly thought
that this was for my mouth-i was gonna post back to you saying"its going to take more than a bit of selotape to shut me up on these matters"
then realised that you was on about my glasses[i think]

memoo · 04/10/2010 20:43

I thought she meant for my mouth sparky!

Maybe she did

Mumcentreplus · 04/10/2010 20:46

S&M too!!Grin

AnyFucker · 04/10/2010 20:47

hey hey

I meant sellotape for sparky's specs

a la Jack Duckworth stylee Grin

sethstarkaddersmum · 04/10/2010 20:48

'When in reality it is misogynistic, violent, dangerous, oppressive and about normalizing sexual violence and rape myths (and rape). It is about sexual violence and oppression, not about sex. It is taboo because it is offensive to women and all about male entitlement with big swinging balls and women choking on big cocks.'

it's also about money - big business, corporate power, etc etc etc, and yet has somehow managed to keep convincing people that it is still cool and and alternative to like it Hmm

sparky159 · 04/10/2010 20:51

lol Memoo-no she said"passes selotape to sparky"
she was saying this cos i mentioned that my glasses was broken.
nooooo-no one wants to shut you up Memoo.

memoo · 04/10/2010 20:53

oh yeah Blush think I could do with borrowing your glasses sparky

AnyFucker · 04/10/2010 20:53

oi, I'm still here, you know

kelly2525 · 04/10/2010 20:54

I like twink on twink stuff

memoo · 04/10/2010 20:57

ah sorry AF, think I need to go and lie down, very paranoid tonight

sparky159 · 04/10/2010 20:58

naah-i think you could get a fuckin better pair of glasses than these-theyre sort of dannging off one ear and all scewwiff on me face-but im as blind as a bat without them.
oh well-its all ive got for tonight.

WAVES-hello anyfucker.

AnyFucker · 04/10/2010 20:59

you ok memoo ?

my sad little joke-ette shouldn't have made your hackles rise, honestly

cupcakesandbunting · 04/10/2010 20:59

I say MILF a lot. Mainly about myself.

sparky159 · 04/10/2010 20:59

are you ok Memoo?

AnyFucker · 04/10/2010 21:02

scewwiff ??? Grin

my glasses are bent outta shape too, my left eye is lower than my right

gives me a terrible crick in my neck

nancydrewrocked · 04/10/2010 21:04

I don't think the Op sounds particularly trollish.

Certainly "Milf" and "girl on girl" is fairly common phraseology re porn - it certainly describes adequately what the Op enjoys.

I'm guessing no one picked up on the "school boy" comment as they assumed she meant roleplay rather than actual school boys,

proudnglad · 04/10/2010 21:08

Scottishmummy, sometimes it does matter if someone is trolling (sometimes it doesn't). Posters would be being duped if they thought they were talking freely about sex to some twat wanking over his keyboard.

sparky159 · 04/10/2010 21:14

lol-ok-my glasses are fuckin pissed-
just wanted to sound good.
funny you should say this-my left leg is lower than my right leg-and my spine and pelvis is messed up-so i walk wonky.
gives me a terrible crick on my sticks.
hmmm-looks like we have killed the thread[laughing]
good o.
[i hope memoo is ok though]

AnyFucker · 04/10/2010 21:15

yeah, where did memoo go ?

MN is very strange this evening Sad

Mumcentreplus · 04/10/2010 21:19

meemoo is probably off doing something we don't need to worry about..

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