<whispers> to enjoy porn?

[TheCakeDiet]

...oh god cringing as I type and yes, I have namechanged.

So, nothing too weird - just a bit of normal shagging, schoolboys and MILFs and some girl on girl stuff but yes, I quite enjoy it and even sneak a quick look on laptop whilst DH is at work sometimes

Perfectly normal (but slightly dull) sex life at home and otherwise fully functioning liberated woman and mother of 2 DCs

I know that as an industry, there are those who are hideously exploited but tbh, I am sure that there are many who are not.... So AIBU and more importantly, AMBaWerido???

no, it is too naughty and would get me some very disapproving responses

I shall leave it within my own imagination

Not at all AF- I'm busy speculating what the crochet hook, MCP post was about. Am I being dense? Or have I missed something?

that's home made porn then that is. that is opressive to all women. I demand you share so we can tell you off.

Oi Any Fucker! Honest guv, am straight-up (sniggers). No, have been very interested and (oh fuck) enlightened by some of Dittany's post and would like to (again OH FUCK) explore more.

Honest, am just a lurker and would like to join in. Really.

Realises ESP has picked the wrong thread to join

ESP, sorry but you are looking a bit weird now

but welcome to MN

weirdness is embraced here

I don't think Dittany will respond well to you trying to pick her up

This isn't PlentyOfFish you know

there's nowt wrong with plenty of flesh.

it's great when you get some bearded fat bloke offer to wank on cam for you.
much cheaper than regular porn

[boak]

where do I sign up ?

< opens new window in anticipation >

dittany, you are truly honoured

I am jealous of your exclusivity

Oh blimey, am horrified at trollish suggestions.

Crochet hook - putting knitting down. Dittany - you speak so well on femanist topics and am INTERESTED..

Oh hell, back to Netmums and the horror which is the "Tickers". Really, really, really (the lady doeth protest too much etc).

Not really but would like to join in.

ESP...we are joking, honest

we joke when we like you

so what you waiting for?

get your lesbian stalkerishness over to the feminism threads and post.
they don't bite. often

Right, am off now. Really not a troll. Sorry if I was upsetting. Honest [feels a bit pathetic now but, snivels].

ESP...don't be pathetic

If you can't take a bit of teasing, you need to grow a thicker skin.

I am sorry though, that you feel upset

Have you pm'd Dittany...she is very sweet really

Not like that Gigantaur...don't pm her, she is an utter cahhhhh

..ahh the speculation..

Oh alright, haven't flounced. But you lot are INTIMIDATING! But I like you (in a friendly way or possibly Dick Emery way) Runs off

im not a cahhh.
im lovely. come stroke me and i'll purrrrrr

Ok i wont. but i am glad i havent scared you off. i was only messing honest.

don't be scared, ESP

gigantaur, will you put that fucking pussy to bed please

the purring is giving me a headache

meany

Will absolutely not stroke you Queen, would be too frightened!! Meh.

So shall start again, Hello MN, how are you doing? Hope all is well (realises this is not chat but doesn't know how to come back from this) ESP

Sparky well of course it makes it better because it is getting off on pretending which may be dubious but is not actually sick - which is how I would catagorise fantasising about real schoolboys.

TBH it is not a fantasy (role play or otherwise) that appeals to me. Although I am not adverse to dressing up as a school girl occassionally for DH. Of course I use the description loosely - I am a thirty something mother of three I look nothing like a school girl and I am fairly confident DH would have absolutely no interest in me if I did, rather it is a variation on the man in control scenario that quite appeals...

Oh well if OP is a troll that's given him/her/it something to think about..

im good thanks.
i think you should start a thread about the feminist issue of lipstick lesbians. that'd get you right in there with the hard hitters

and now relaise thread has moved on somewhat! Off to bed I think.