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to want labiaplasty

237 replies

upsylazy · 29/09/2010 20:27

This isn't a joke. Since having 3 huge babies,(last one was nearly 11 lbs), my inner fanjo lips have turned a hideous grey/brown colour and hang down about 2 inches outside the outer ones. I just think they look vile. I have only just realised that you can have an op to have them "trimmed". On the same day that I read about this, I read a description in the novel I was reading of a woman's bits, describing "the dark red bud enclosed by the pink petals". It was such a contrast with the way mine look. It's not as though I go about flashing my fanjo at everyone but I have to see it in the shower, going to the loo etc and I hate it. I mentioned the possibility of getting it "fixed" to a friend who plans to have surgery done to everything - boobs, face, tummy etc and she gave me this lecture about how it's totally misogynistic etc. I find this really hypocritical. What's the difference between a boob job and a fanjo job? I probably won't ever actually go through with it but just wondered what people thought.

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FiaGrace · 30/09/2010 22:20

Amen
Preach it Sister, preach it

AnyFucker · 30/09/2010 22:21

< shakes pom-poms >

I heeeear ya, sister !

MollysChambers · 30/09/2010 22:22
Grin
nemofish · 30/09/2010 22:23

Blimey... Mine are quite like her wot is in the picture.

I too have at times considered my self over endowed in the flap department. Dh has tried to comment, but I tell him it's rude to speak with your mouth full. At least I can keep his ears warm. Grin

HalfTermHero · 30/09/2010 22:24

God, could we take this to a road show do you think? We could make our fecking fortune.....

MollysChambers · 30/09/2010 22:25

Wot - come and see our flaps?? Aye, I think there is money to be made in that....

HalfTermHero · 30/09/2010 22:26

Nemo, that is so funny! Grin

AnyFucker · 30/09/2010 22:26

I say we start small but significant with a tent at Glasto

HalfTermHero · 30/09/2010 22:28

Well, maybe we could keep ours in our pants but we could have some sort of a converted bus with the whole of the inside plastered in photos of flaps! A sort of roadshow of flap humanity. Basically denoting everything from few and far between as all good and normal.

FiaGrace · 30/09/2010 22:29

Well I'm now quite proud of my flappy bits, so proud in fact that I'm prepared to put a pic of them on a flag and let it flap from the roof of our Glasto tent

120 · 30/09/2010 22:29

Amazing thread. Radio has just started playing 'Something inside so strong' as I read!

HalfTermHero · 30/09/2010 22:29

AF - you make a fantastic suggestion.

MollysChambers · 30/09/2010 22:29

Ooh yes.
"Come this way handsome young man. Let me show you what a REAL woman looks like..." Wink

HalfTermHero · 30/09/2010 22:31

Dh just commented 'yeah, Glasto would work - cunts go down well anywhere, afterall'.

AnyFucker · 30/09/2010 22:31
Grin
FiaGrace · 30/09/2010 22:31

lmao half

BoffinMum · 30/09/2010 22:31

Mollys, the flap licking thing seemed gross to me too. But each to her own.

HalfTermHero · 30/09/2010 22:32

Right, Glasto 2011. Who is in?

AnyFucker · 30/09/2010 22:32

would it be wrong of me to put a picture of my flaps on my MN profile ?

then you can all rate me and make any suggestions for improvements before Glasto ?

MollysChambers · 30/09/2010 22:33

I'm there.

Aye, lets see your flaps AnyFucker!

FiaGrace · 30/09/2010 22:34

Me too

Do it AF

MollysChambers · 30/09/2010 22:35

Although, I'm sure they are fabulous and could not be improved in any way [proud emoticon] WinkGrin

AnyFucker · 30/09/2010 22:36

tsk tsk

you ladies are nawty eggers-on Grin

HalfTermHero · 30/09/2010 22:36

No one will know who we are - we will do it all by stealth. AF, your flaps can remain incognito. I am angry now. Why are so many women gutted about their bits? We need to show them that flaps are for flappin'. Reclaim the flaps or something similar.

AnyFucker · 30/09/2010 22:36

pmsl

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