Urgh at Karl Pilkington. You YOU are responsible for unelashing that godforsaken Gervais cackle onto the unsuspecting public. And urgh also at the premise of your new programme - 'twat takes the piss out of the 7 deadly sins'. What a crappy undergraduate idea.
Gerard Butler. You look like any other groping knobhead in Yates Wine Bar in omewhere like Swindon on a Saturday night. HOW can you be a sex symbol.
Kelly Osborne. yes you are thin . But you are not that thin. So don't keep on, you smug sod.