to not get (and to actively dislike) Karl Pilkington, Gerard Butler and Kelly Osborne, to name a random three?

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Urgh at Karl Pilkington. You YOU are responsible for unelashing that godforsaken Gervais cackle onto the unsuspecting public. And urgh also at the premise of your new programme - 'twat takes the piss out of the 7 deadly sins'. What a crappy undergraduate idea.

Gerard Butler. You look like any other groping knobhead in Yates Wine Bar in omewhere like Swindon on a Saturday night. HOW can you be a sex symbol.

Kelly Osborne. yes you are thin . But you are not that thin. So don't keep on, you smug sod.

i have a deep rooted irrational hatred of kevin bacon. i don't know why. the guy just creeps me out

oh and mark wahlberg (he looks a bit like bacon)

Witchywoowoo!! Bacon? You say....bacon? That which comes from a pig?

How so? Explain, please! I nearly fell off my chair laffing!

YABU re Karl Pilkington

listen to a few of these to get the context that he sees the world in a rather unique (and very funny way).

One more to add to this list, and it only hit me when she was on an advert on the TV this morning.

Rachel bloody Allen, the TV chef. AAAAAGGGHHH, I want to strangle her once she opens her mouth and that fucking horrible D4 accent comes spilling out! It's like nails down a blackboard!!