to not get (and to actively dislike) Karl Pilkington, Gerard Butler and Kelly Osborne, to name a random three?

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Urgh at Karl Pilkington. You YOU are responsible for unelashing that godforsaken Gervais cackle onto the unsuspecting public. And urgh also at the premise of your new programme - 'twat takes the piss out of the 7 deadly sins'. What a crappy undergraduate idea.

Gerard Butler. You look like any other groping knobhead in Yates Wine Bar in omewhere like Swindon on a Saturday night. HOW can you be a sex symbol.

Kelly Osborne. yes you are thin . But you are not that thin. So don't keep on, you smug sod.

Robert thingy from Twilight.

Actually Twilight in general. It's shit.

David Tennant's skin has got a blue tinge to it, bless him. NOT sexy at all imo.

Lizzy yes badgers are lovely but not very grrr like tigers

i want a man who is grrrr the type that pounces and rips your kit off when you not looking

OOH no that native american kid from Twilight is lovely.

but....i do have a secret fantasy about Orlando doing me dressed as a blond elf

yabu re Gerard.

yanbu re any one else.

Jacob from Twilight has a nose that is waaay to small for his face. Puts me right off now I have noticed it.

Second Kate Moss. Ferret faced, I think. If she was pushing a buggy around Croyden, nobody would look twice!

I bought the soundtrack too Abs!

I don't think his voice is that bad. When I heard him sing POTO;I was a bit WTF? at first,but it's grown on me.

I do like the way he sings certain songs,others he really doesn't pull off.
Though his voice certainly isn't the voice of Erik for me,and as he's described as having an inhumanly beautiful voice in the book,it'd be difficult for any mere mortal to live up to that,I quite like it.

One name: Bono. I don't get why people think he's the bloody Messiah. It pisses me off no end when he says that he's from Ballymun, when he's really from Finglas East. I'd know if he lived in the flats, and he never did. Twat.

Orlando Bloom. So wooden he's got woodworm.

Ricky Gervais. About as funny as a dose of the clap.

Mick Hunknal make my teeth itch, vile excuse of a man

oh ffs hucknal that wasnt a fruedulant slip

I see your Gerard Butler, Karl Pilkington and Kelly Osbourne.

I raise you with Sadie Frost (truly what is the point of her), Lisa Snowden (she's a model, really!) and Alex Curran (nuff said).

' Hunk-nal? Was that a Freudian slip?

Bless Mick Hicknall's face. He is a complete child frightener, isn't he.

Agree about Bono.

OOH OOH Charlie fucking Boorman. What a twat he is.

It was;wasn't it?

talking of child frighteners - Mickey Rouke would scare the shit out of the kids

yy to Kate Moss, Lisa Snowdon and Sadie frost.

Not a lover of Tom Cruise, Jude Law or Jessica Biel.

They all irritate the shit out of me.

Dominic Littlewood
Jamie Oliver
John Craven
The bloke who does flog it with the orangy face and bow ties.

Don't get Brad Pitt either, apart from in Snatch and Fight Club. I remember when he first became a heartthrob round my way - after doing Legends of the Fall. My friend and I watched it and just thought "WTF?" But laughed hysterically at something about a horse (old with rubbish memory emoticon).

THEN, when he came out with that dodgy beard recently, uuuuuuuurgh.

Keanu Reeves. He just looks lost.

Agree re: Lisa Snowdon. Her dating the gorgeous George Clooney confirmed to me (in my mind) that a) he's gay and b) she was a beard.

OK I kind of like Gerard Butler. There's just something NICE looking about him. He has kind eyes I think!

BUT
Orlando Bloom: looks like a girl and has a really annoying voice plus can't act
Russell Brand: disgusting, dirty and totally not funny. Up his own arse as well.
Bono: you want to save the world fine - stop flying all the over the fucking world while preaching at all us plebs about the evils of global warming.
Bob Geldof: See above re Bono. Smug git.
Brad Pitt: never have got that one. When I was in my early teens my friends were all drooling over him and all I could think was
Tom Cruise: see above re Brad Pitt.

Oh and following from abs post can I add

George Clooney. Sorry I just don't get it. He's so orange!

I can tolerate Alex Curran; her hubby's gorgeous, though.

Tom Cruise; WHY? He's a waste of oxygen, and he can't act, either.

ooh YES Bob Geldof.

Stop piss arsing around preaching to us. Go home and look after your kids, look, there is one of your underage daughter out of her head on class A's, Bob, don't you think you should stop her going out to west end nightclubs?

I agree with Bono. What a smug,arrogant arsehole.