to not get (and to actively dislike) Karl Pilkington, Gerard Butler and Kelly Osborne, to name a random three?

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Urgh at Karl Pilkington. You YOU are responsible for unelashing that godforsaken Gervais cackle onto the unsuspecting public. And urgh also at the premise of your new programme - 'twat takes the piss out of the 7 deadly sins'. What a crappy undergraduate idea.

Gerard Butler. You look like any other groping knobhead in Yates Wine Bar in omewhere like Swindon on a Saturday night. HOW can you be a sex symbol.

Kelly Osborne. yes you are thin . But you are not that thin. So don't keep on, you smug sod.

Yes he is, prime,well hung,very well hung, fillet steak.

And how could I forget Lily Allen? I can't stand her,or her 'music'.

This isn't a person,but I have to include it anyway. I really don't get Radio 4.

I don't get the BBC's nation's obsession with John Barrowman - the man is everywhere.

I actually had an inappropriate dream about keira knightley's boyfriend last night

Agree Russell Brand - someone should throw some bleach at the lad.

Aw Keira Knightly. I'm afraid I'm in love with her. She's beautiful.

Who is her boyfriend?

I would totally do Tom Cruise so I will allow him to live.

However lets get rid of Jonathan Rhys Meyers and Jude Law shall we? Also Seth Rogan and that gurning twat Ben Stiller.

Rupert Friend

I am a wee bit in love with Ben Stiller (Spanglish was lovely).

Oh yes John Barrowman and Amanda Holden - how could I forget them?

There is a load of publicity re Lily Allen giving up singing and opening a vintage second hand clothes shop in London.

So, just like my gran's friend who set up Sandra's Dress Agency back in the 80s, then.

Can not stand Kelly Osbourne but hate her nasty mummy even more. Horrible old fish wife.

Kelly Brook. Why is everyone so obsessed by her boobs? She's so dull.

Peter "I really love my kids" Andre. Ugh. Obviously you love them you moron you're their bloody dad.

Cheryl "British sweetheart" Cole. About as genuine as fake nails.

Natalie Cassidy: Read her column few times when had nothing better to do and she's such a shameless name dropper. Thought she was out of order passing judgement on others like Denise Van Outen and their parenting choices. Especially as she hasn't even had her baby yet.

OOh Natalie Cassidy. She is as dull as ditchwater.

I really dislike all the Osbornes - they seem to be a nasty bunch, all of them, and Kelly O has inherited the smugness.

And if she has achiveed the thinness without drugs and/or surgery my name is Phil.

Jim Carrey, loathe him.

Agree with Tom Cruise, smug git.

Also vacuous wastes of space like Kardashians (heiress has a big arse, seriously??), Geldof brats, Hiltons, Wags etc etc

Alright Phil

Totally agree by the way. IME you dont go from struggling with your weight all your life and battling addictions to painkillers or whatever it was, to being a size 8.

Am v v upset at some of the comments on this thread. How could anyone not love David Tennant?!!!
Am shocked.
He is a biscuit and I love him!

Yes to Keira Knightley - famous for looking anorexic. Same goes for Alexa Chung, and saying things like she 'forgets to eat' like thats ok.

Jessica Alba, but thats because she is gorgeous without trying

Not watched the Karl Pilington programme but it basically looks like Gervais and some other bloke making a series out of bullying him? Or am I missing something

Gerard Butler is about as sexy as three day old dog poo. And is not dissimilar in looks, either.

Tom Cruise is not a legend, but I will grant you that he is excellent at being Tom Cruise playing Tom Cruise-but-in-different-costumes in everything he's been in. And he's got seriously sloping shoulders.

Russell Crowe- chinless twat.

Brad Pitt - suspiciously small ears. And bandy legs.

Russell Brand -needs a good wash. I love that he thinks he's so invidividual. Just like all the other individuals then.

Jude Law? No words. There are just no words.

David Tennant is a biscuit? Is that supposed to be a compliment?

As for The Osbournes, I like Ozzy,and think Amy,the daughter who didn't appear on the show,might be alright,but I agree re Sharon,Kelly and Jack.

at the dog poo remark. I'll try to pretend that I didn't see that.

"and the way you always open your mouth to show your tongue behind your teeth in EVERY photo really really annoys me!"

YES! I fucking HATE that! I imagine she thinks it's a bit cutesy. I think she just looks a bit deranged. No-one gave a fuck about her when she dressed like a chavvy moron in those ball gowns and trainers. Now that she's had a stylist help her out-- found her fashion feet, she seems to be considered to be some kind of fashion dahlink. She's shit.

Next.

Agreeing with a lot if these so far!

I'd like to add, in DH's behalf, Ewan McGregor.

He hates him! Particularly when tv companies give him a show that consists of him farting about on his motorbike with his mates/relatives!

My number one hate is Russell Crowe!

I have to admit, I love Ozzy and Sharon Osbourne. Met Ozzy at a book signing, and he was so different; very soft spoken and thanked everyone who came along. And he had a HUGE mug of tea with him!

kate moss was mega gorge when she was 20 and didn't have cocaine face syndrome. now she just looks like every other london knob- sienna miller, jude law, etc.
david tennant- great actor so don't care that he's unfanciable.
without tom cruise there would be no top gun or cocktail and several other classics...
more puzzling are blandies like orlando, or fat talentless twats- cris moyles, james corden etc.
gerard butler is ok, but not great

Joining in the rant.......

Brad Pitt? I agree. He used to be hot but I guess that's what it does to you.....living with crazy Ange.

Colin Firth? He's made an entire career out of looking like he needs a hefty dose of senna down his neck. Watched a film called "Then you found me" on SKY last week. He grimaced/gurned all the way through it and was only short of a toilet seat round his head to complete the look.

Mr Butler? Not seen him in anything. I gave up films about men in togas/loin cloths/tunics and swords after Brad playing Achilles in "Troy".

Karl Pilkington - I wonder where he's been all his life? Can a grown man really have so little knowledge of the world around him? Makes me laff though!

A few men I think have "it" at the moment? John Hamm and Roger Slattery (Mad Men). David Tennent - yeah, a skinny boy but cute. Used to like David Morrisey (Stake of Play, Blackpool) till I heard him interviewed and he came over as a self important twat.

I thought of another one. Miley Cyrus. Nuff said.