to start the anyfucker fan club?

[mummysgoingmad]

well am i?
Anyfuckers banter is by far the best on mumsnet. she is my ray of sunshine when i need it most, i have lost count of the times i have either choked or spat tea all over the laptop through laughter!

I love your name Cunty. Sounds like something of Anchorman.

awww thanks!! Now you've made me want to chang again...to dorothy mantooth

Fuck anyfucker. (apols to fanclub)
Who the fuck is dorothy mantooth Cunty?

Morning, fuckers

Dorothy mantooth is a saint!!

Saint Dorothy Mantooth?

Don't remember Pope Biggusdickus referring to her last week????

Please elaborate (I am being very polite here, Cunty, not something that comes naturally)

Cunty - I will smash your face into a car windshield, and then take your mother, Dorothy Mantooth, out for a nice seafood dinner and never call her again!

I will NOT be joining Anyfucker's fan club. She doesn't like Quavers, therefore any other positive attributes she may have pale into insignificance.

I'll join, both for the banter and her name (in particular the Christmas name which makes me every time I see it).

YABU CREEP

yanbu - she is devine

Anyfucker is fab

I fucking love her name

CuntyMcFuckChops pmsl @ name

I would love to be part of the Anyfucker fan club. She is FUNNY

I am an Anyfucker fan! Loving her deadpan face

YANBU. Can we have membership cards and http://www.google.co.uk/imgres?imgurl=i74.photobucket.com/albums/i270/playcock1/gnasherbadge.jpg&imgrefurl=www.onemickjones.com/forum/viewtopic.php%3Fpid%3D50587&usg=__RUPlzbiBOTyfzbyRzM4h1BVqDvc=&h=500&w=500&sz=42&hl=en&start=0&zoom=1&tbnid=0tNDsIVIih2fNM:&tbnh=108&tbnw=108&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dgnasher%2Bfan%2Bclub%2Bbadge%26um%3D1%26hl%3Den%26sa%3DN%26biw%3D1116%26bih%3D478%26tbs%3Disch:1&um=1&itbs=1&iact=hc&vpx=745&vpy=162&dur=1019&hovh=225&hovw=225&tx=104&ty=105&ei=hSebTOHpFo6Sswbak9WIBA&oei=hSebTOHpFo6Sswbak9WIBA&esq=1&page=1&ndsp=22&ved=1t:429,r:13,s:0 badges?

ugh didn't work. <a class="break-all" href="http://www.google.co.uk/imgres?imgurl=i74.photobucket.com/albums/i270/playcock1/gnasherbadge.jpg&imgrefurl=www.onemickjones.com/forum/viewtopic.php%3Fpid%3D50587&usg=__RUPlzbiBOTyfzbyRzM4h1BVqDvc=&h=500&w=500&sz=42&hl=en&start=0&zoom=1&tbnid=0tNDsIVIih2fNM:&tbnh=108&tbnw=108&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dgnasher%2Bfan%2Bclub%2Bbadge%26um%3D1%26hl%3Den%26sa%3DN%26biw%3D1116%26bih%3D478%26tbs%3Disch:1&um=1&itbs=1&iact=hc&vpx=745&vpy=162&dur=1019&hovh=225&hovw=225&tx=104&ty=105&ei=hSebTOHpFo6Sswbak9WIBA&oei=hSebTOHpFo6Sswbak9WIBA&esq=1&page=1&ndsp=22&ved=1t:429,r:13,s:0" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">badges

I don't know. I am very tempted but I would like scarves and badges. Maybe a club coffee mug or t-shirt? Tasteful, of course

If the merchandising is crap I can't sign up I'm afriad

She swings between delightful and highly antagonstic but she is rarely dull.

(Have namechanged btw, I am a regular honest!- The one everyone thinks is slightly bonkers ).

<a class="break-all" href="http://www.google.co.uk/imgres?imgurl=sgnewwave.com/main/wp-content/uploads/2007/12/pans-labyrinth-1.jpg&imgrefurl=sgnewwave.com/main/2007/12/pans-labyrinth-2006/&usg=__ibqn_N1v_dzs_gwQNF_STpfFag8=&h=357&w=525&sz=78&hl=en&start=0&zoom=1&tbnid=osW7fIgM9bZlAM:&tbnh=147&tbnw=196&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dpan%2527s%2Blabyrinth%26um%3D1%26hl%3Den%26biw%3D1116%26bih%3D478%26tbs%3Disch:1&um=1&itbs=1&iact=hc&vpx=140&vpy=124&dur=1120&hovh=185&hovw=272&tx=152&ty=99&ei=6CebTImkL82SswbJ28z-Aw&oei=6CebTImkL82SswbJ28z-Aw&esq=1&page=1&ndsp=10&ved=1t:429,r:0,s:0" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">This would be the emblem of the Pan fanclub.

Cunty your name is great

Sorted the AF fanclub <a class="break-all" href="http://www.google.co.uk/imgres?imgurl=img.timeinc.net/time/images/weeklypix/19990308/sexual.jpg&imgrefurl=www.time.com/time/magazine/article/0,9171,20616-4,00.html&usg=__Be9C14F0_36HIDw2BDn5oXbSMbM=&h=289&w=287&sz=11&hl=en&start=0&zoom=1&tbnid=htxTg7hTg8PvzM:&tbnh=144&tbnw=143&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dpromiscuous%26hl%3Den%26biw%3D1116%26bih%3D478%26gbv%3D2%26tbs%3Disch:1&itbs=1&iact=rc&dur=452&ei=UCibTNImhYCzBpTUvJEE&oei=UCibTNImhYCzBpTUvJEE&esq=1&page=1&ndsp=10&ved=1t:429,r:2,s:0&tx=80&ty=97" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">logo.

I don't really want a scarf, Pag. What kind did you have in mind? Posh uni-type or hippy floaty type? Maybe a nice tasteful lingerie set or something? Or a hat.

Oooh ooh ooh and an advice manual. A sort of self-help guide for failing relationships. With a free mug.