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To be in love with this girl?

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Headbanger · 08/09/2010 19:08

All right, you'll all be right miffed that this is nothing serious, but for reals: have you ever in your life seen anything as beautiful as this creature? I don't even much like the daft headpieces (and I ain't advertising them either) but seriously, I am becoming worryingly obsessed. I swear my heart goes all funny when I look at her. I kept having furtive looks in the office, and I just called in the OM to have a bit of joint quality time together looking at her amazing profile Confused and he sniffed 'Photoshop' and wandered off to bake a potato.

Come on: does anyone else share my passion, or AIBU?

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fanjoforthemammaries7850 · 08/09/2010 19:09

YABU, she has a huge underbite like Muttley Grin

meltedchocolate · 08/09/2010 19:11

Not attractive. And yup, photoshoped.

Headbanger · 08/09/2010 19:12

What the...NO SHE DOESN'T! She has a tender young mouth and lovely sort of soft lower lip

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fanjoforthemammaries7850 · 08/09/2010 19:13

noo her chin sticks out

LostArt · 08/09/2010 19:13

There is something funny about her jaw. Lovely hair colour, though.

fanjoforthemammaries7850 · 08/09/2010 19:13

i of course am the epitome of female beauty WinkGrin

mollyroger · 08/09/2010 19:13

She is very bonny and I'd be thrilled if I looked like her, but nah, she's not as beautiful as beautiful Liv

sorrento56 · 08/09/2010 19:14

Not a very good photoshop imo. I have seen prettier girls.

arthursmum · 08/09/2010 19:16

I think she is rather beautiful, but I am a sucker for redheads.

Headbanger · 08/09/2010 19:16

Oh puhleeze so much beautifuller than Liv (who is a looker I concede!). Look at her here...

Honestly honestly it's making my tummy hurt. What's wrong with me?! Am I mourning my own lumpenness and lost youth?

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sandybumcrack · 08/09/2010 19:17

Take away all the fancy touches and soft lighting and these women are no more beautiful than lots of women you see walking around every day

Headbanger · 08/09/2010 19:17

And her jaw is strong. STRONG!

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TrillianAstra · 08/09/2010 19:17

You're just excited by the hair. Take away the hair and she's pretty but not the prettiest girl on the internet or anything.

Is it your DD or something?

mollyroger · 08/09/2010 19:18

it is a pleasing image, but Liv always looks beautiful, whereas this lass only looks lovely at the right angle....

queribus · 08/09/2010 19:20

Has she dislocated her jaw? Or chewing a very big, nobbly toffee??

TrillianAstra · 08/09/2010 19:20

Nothing wrong with a sticky-outy chin.

fanjoforthemammaries7850 · 08/09/2010 19:21

the girl in the OP

Headbanger · 08/09/2010 19:21

No Trills! I'm thirty!

I think I need a shrink. There are loads of beautiful girls around, and some of my own friends have literally (and I mean literally: I was there) stopped traffic on Tottenham Court Rd. But this one...

I know it's the lighting and makeup and whatnot. But it makes me feel all sad and wistful and melancholy

Liv's face is too long. Puts me forcibly in mind of a coffin-lid.

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fanjoforthemammaries7850 · 08/09/2010 19:21

ah I'm just kidding, my very own DH has a sticky out chin Smile as does my DD

Headbanger · 08/09/2010 19:23

Oh yes Molly, I like her. But she doesn't make me tearful.

Fanjo, we are officially not speaking. (You might not notice, mind Grin)

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fanjoforthemammaries7850 · 08/09/2010 19:24
mollyroger · 08/09/2010 19:24

I am 40 and old and haggard. But I used to be a wispy ethereal redheaded babe. I know what you mean about wistful and melancholy . Fr lost youth and all the beauty and life instore for lovely young things.
. i always wanted to look dark and souleful, like that girl from All About Eve.

Headbanger · 08/09/2010 19:27

Oh it's not fair I've never been a wistful or ethereal and it's too fucking late now !

What can I do to get over this? No use dying my hair red; I'd look perfectly insane. And it's no use, no use, I'll never wear chiffon and a pheasant-feather headdress and make someone's tummy hurt Sad

Hey, Anne Widdhershins is going on Strictly; perhaps the sight of that will cheer me up?!

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