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To be in love with this girl?

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Headbanger · 08/09/2010 19:08

All right, you'll all be right miffed that this is nothing serious, but for reals: have you ever in your life seen anything as beautiful as this creature? I don't even much like the daft headpieces (and I ain't advertising them either) but seriously, I am becoming worryingly obsessed. I swear my heart goes all funny when I look at her. I kept having furtive looks in the office, and I just called in the OM to have a bit of joint quality time together looking at her amazing profile Confused and he sniffed 'Photoshop' and wandered off to bake a potato.

Come on: does anyone else share my passion, or AIBU?

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RunawayWife · 08/09/2010 19:28

I think she is lovley

mollyroger · 08/09/2010 19:29

''I'll never wear chiffon and a pheasant-feather headdress and make someone's tummy hurt '' - perhaps we could all dress up and post a pic here and we can all laugh till our tummies hurt...Grin

FellatioNelson · 08/09/2010 19:32

Beautiful hair and skin and eyes, slightly odd mouth. A bit wonky on the lower lip. But who wants perfection anyway? Penelope Cruz looks like a duck and it hasn't stood in her way. And I've got a wonky mouth too and no man's ever complained to my knowledge.Grin

She looks like Lizzie Siddell, the pre-raphaelite muse.

Headbanger · 08/09/2010 19:32

I like that idea Molls

right the OM is here with a baked potato. I am going to watch the Great British Bake-off and eat a spud and ponder the ugly doughy tedium of my own life and its total absence of chiffon. Back later and I fully expect to see a picture of Fanjo draped in a satin bedsheet looking melancholy. Preferably gazing at a bluebird or similar.

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fanjoforthemammaries7850 · 08/09/2010 20:02

you want to see a fanjo draped in a bedsheet looking melancholy? Shock

fanjoforthemammaries7850 · 08/09/2010 20:08

or rather, here I am

Casserole · 08/09/2010 20:20

Headcase this is all immaterial as:

  1. You are mine.
  2. You are freaking gorgeous.

Next!

fanjoforthemammaries7850 · 08/09/2010 20:25

ooh you are so masterful!

Casserole · 08/09/2010 20:27
fanjoforthemammaries7850 · 08/09/2010 20:28

be still my beating fanjo!

TotorosOcarina · 08/09/2010 20:30

Mmmm, yea she is lovely.

DH and I have exactly the same taste in women, he would love her too!

strawberrycake · 08/09/2010 20:39

Oh. I don't want to out myself in rl, but dh agrees, she looks like me! I don't know whether to be flattered by op or insulted by later comments. Yes, I do mean the jaw too.

fanjoforthemammaries7850 · 08/09/2010 20:43

aww,strawberrycake,i was only messing,you sound v. purty!

Headbanger · 08/09/2010 20:54
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Headbanger · 08/09/2010 20:55

How about you piss off Strawberrycake: I don't need your beauty all up in my grill Angry

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Casserole · 08/09/2010 20:56

She gets aggressive when aroused, Strawbs; take no heed...

ginhag · 08/09/2010 20:57
strawberrycake · 08/09/2010 20:57

lol...I look like that face with unbrushed hair, sick-marked t-shirt and trackies I must point out.

fanjoforthemammaries7850 · 08/09/2010 20:58

Headbanger..now how can I refuse an offer worded like that! Grin

mollyroger · 08/09/2010 20:59

Look, I may not be fey and auburn any more and have had my day in the sun, but is no-one remotely interested in an ageing salty sea dog...?
I feel kind of left out. Especially since that silly business with Liv. And the injunction and all. It was just a misunderstanding....

fanjoforthemammaries7850 · 08/09/2010 21:00

I'm sure Headbanger has some love to spare for you molly Grin

Headbanger · 08/09/2010 21:11

What?

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mollyroger · 08/09/2010 21:18
AttenboroughFan · 08/09/2010 21:20

Oooh yep headbanger she's gorgeous!

She's very like <a class="break-all" href="http://www.google.co.uk/imgres?imgurl=i98.photobucket.com/albums/l245/theladyofshalotte/ross14.jpg&imgrefurl=revoltinthedesert.blogspot.com/2007/03/daydreams-of-conformity-dante-gabriel.html&usg=__3QAs99x9__CXMjf2nk1fUPqf4xI=&h=600&w=449&sz=61&hl=en&start=0&zoom=1&tbnid=HrG-9ZnLOM0AQM:&tbnh=115&tbnw=84&prev=/images%3Fq%3Ddante%2Brossetti%26um%3D1%26hl%3Den%26sa%3DX%26biw%3D1024%26bih%3D538%26tbs%3Disch:1&um=1&itbs=1&iact=hc&vpx=650&vpy=79&dur=577&hovh=260&hovw=194&tx=104&ty=112&ei=ie2HTO2KFc-TjAeho9W2CQ&oei=UO2HTKDjNpqX4gaJ_MXSBA&esq=9&page=1&ndsp=23&ved=1t:429,r:5,s:0" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">Lizzie Siddall who (if I remember my Pre-Raphaelite lectures properly...) was married to William Morris but having a looong affair with Dante Gabriel Rossetti who painted this picture. She also has a look of Florence who I also think is rather lovely. I love a good redhead, strawberry is it too pervy to ask you to post a photo? Yes, it is rather isn't it... Blush

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