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AIBU?

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To be in love with this girl?

112 replies

Headbanger · 08/09/2010 19:08

All right, you'll all be right miffed that this is nothing serious, but for reals: have you ever in your life seen anything as beautiful as this creature? I don't even much like the daft headpieces (and I ain't advertising them either) but seriously, I am becoming worryingly obsessed. I swear my heart goes all funny when I look at her. I kept having furtive looks in the office, and I just called in the OM to have a bit of joint quality time together looking at her amazing profile Confused and he sniffed 'Photoshop' and wandered off to bake a potato.

Come on: does anyone else share my passion, or AIBU?

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Headbanger · 08/09/2010 21:26

I think that picture is actually modelled on Janey Morris, old thing. Isn't Lizzie Siddal <a class="break-all" href="http://www.google.co.uk/imgres?imgurl=img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2007/05_01/MillaisPA1605_468x254.jpg&imgrefurl=www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-455390/The-madness-extraordinary-masterpiece-.html&usg=__woi1F-if84CFqLA3Nde7wd8V4l4=&h=254&w=468&sz=46&hl=en&start=0&sig2=LIMikUIU8z3TvPHE5-i-Qw&zoom=1&tbnid=_iDqoP4x7CIHkM:&tbnh=147&tbnw=199&ei=KPGHTNbSE9-K4gajwNTSBA&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dlizzie%2Bsiddal%26um%3D1%26hl%3Den%26sa%3DN%26biw%3D1440%26bih%3D783%26tbs%3Disch:1&um=1&itbs=1&iact=hc&vpx=711&vpy=134&dur=774&hovh=165&hovw=305&tx=178&ty=100&oei=KPGHTNbSE9-K4gajwNTSBA&esq=1&page=1&ndsp=36&ved=1t:429,r:5,s:0" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">this one?

But yes, I think Shortcake owes us a sneaky snapshot or two ... Grin

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Headbanger · 08/09/2010 21:28

And yar, I do quite like Flo, only she will keep insisting she is 23 and <a class="break-all" href="http://www.google.co.uk/imgres?imgurl=img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00834/florry-280_834504a.jpg&imgrefurl=www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/showbiz/music/2505288/Florence-parties-with-Glasvegas-at-Glastonbury.html&usg=__DD0gqqgtf8UN5l-PGypov70oZRM=&h=390&w=280&sz=33&hl=en&start=34&sig2=BIdnikNJDuZbgPLW73f0oA&zoom=1&tbnid=Uyj5jbFYt92tIM:&tbnh=152&tbnw=109&ei=tfGHTMj_HcjKjAefoPnxCA&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dflorence%2Bwelch%26um%3D1%26hl%3Den%26sa%3DN%26biw%3D1440%26bih%3D783%26tbs%3Disch:10,500&um=1&itbs=1&iact=hc&vpx=1169&vpy=402&dur=1158&hovh=265&hovw=190&tx=124&ty=175&oei=nvGHTO3ZCZeP4gbJwv3RBA&esq=2&page=2&ndsp=34&ved=1t:429,r:15,s:34&biw=1440&bih=783" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">I don't think so some'ow...

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FellatioNelson · 08/09/2010 21:32

I'm a bit confused now. Have I accidentally muscled in on a lesbian thread, or are some of you men, or bi, or are we just saying we fancy girls even if we are straight because they are beautiful (like I have a total crush on Kristen Scott Thomas, but I'm a straight woman) or is it a free-for-all mixture of all those things?Confused

fanjoforthemammaries7850 · 08/09/2010 21:34

I think it's a bit of everything..I personally am straight

AttenboroughFan · 08/09/2010 21:35

Good God woman I believe you're right! It's obviously far too long since I finished uni... Blush Blush

And yep, I definitely remember the ophelia lecture, Lizzie caught pneumonia and her dad sued Millais. I'm starting to think that my Art History degree is nothing more than £10,000 worth of debt for 250yr old gossip Hmm

Florence is NOT 23! She can't be! That must have been the toughest paper round in history!

EleFunTess · 08/09/2010 21:36

She's very pretty, but not my type

ShowOfHands · 08/09/2010 21:39

The roadkill on her head is awfully distracting.

Headbanger · 08/09/2010 21:39

I am straight Fellatio (though persuadable Grin): it's a beauty thing, and a youth thing, and wistfulness thing, I think...

Attenborough that is THE best put-down I have ever heard (paper round!) and I am stealing it. I thank you.

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AttenboroughFan · 08/09/2010 21:41

You're welcome Grin

I had to redeem myself somehow!

EleFunTess · 08/09/2010 21:41

Florence is 33 if she's a day.

FellatioNelson · 08/09/2010 21:43

Ahem I said Lizzie Siddell first, and I don't even have an art history degree. or any degree. Grin

nelliesmum · 08/09/2010 21:48

Hah, somebody just wanted us to visit this website...and we fell for it.

I think its called free publicity!

Headbanger · 08/09/2010 21:49

NO no no no no no nooooooooooooooo Nellie. I found it on a fashion blog.

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ginhag · 08/09/2010 21:50

I am straight but I also know that headbanger is winsome and gorgeous and witty and rather head turning in an awful lot of ways :)

She also brought home made biscuits to the pub on the night we met [swoony loveheart emoticon]

fanjoforthemammaries7850 · 08/09/2010 21:55

have i infiltrated a quiche here? Shock

AttenboroughFan · 08/09/2010 21:57

Ah fellatio I doff my cap to you [there's not an emoticon for that so you can have a Smile instead]

Also, as you can see by my glaring error my degree is a bit pants. Or perhaps it's my memory... Confused

QS · 08/09/2010 21:57

She is pretty. Though she looks like our parish priest.

Hmm
fanjoforthemammaries7850 · 08/09/2010 22:01

QS-That is quote of the week,for sure!

Headbanger · 08/09/2010 22:05

Oh Gin! What luffly things to say. I feel all glowy inside Smile

What is a quiche Fanjo ? I think there must be a joke in there someone about someone called Lorraine but I'm too tired, too tired....

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fanjoforthemammaries7850 · 08/09/2010 22:07

a clique of peeps who have met and love one another deeply Smile

ginhag · 08/09/2010 22:09

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm quiche

fanjoforthemammaries7850 · 08/09/2010 22:10

am off to bed, 2 large glasses of wine+dh away+dd with ear infection=fanjo who will be regretful in early hours! Smile

AttenboroughFan · 08/09/2010 22:13

Goodnight Fanjo, sweet dreams of buxom redheads Wink

fanjoforthemammaries7850 · 08/09/2010 22:13

err my fanjo will be regret ful as dh away? That came out wrong (or right! Grin)

fanjoforthemammaries7850 · 08/09/2010 22:14

my dh actually has auburn hair and manboobs! Grin