in noticing that other IPOAT Johnny husband incarnations are better than mine?

[Hullygully]

Huh.

No. It is building into a giant towering cumulus biggus.

I shall rain on everyone.

Oh Hully - what can we do to lift your spirits? I could paint my bottom blue and call it Mavis?

Go on then.

No, it's all right. It's not gloom, it's towering rage. Everything makes me incandescent with fury. Perhaps yoga.

Do you know what is at the root of it? Or does it feel like everything and anything?

I fear it's congenital insanity. I have rather unpleasantly vivid memories of various family members inexplicably blowing their tops.

Oh dear.

It's horrible feeling on the edge though isn't it. I have always related to that film 'Falling Down'. Well, apart from the blowing peoples heads off bit. But the rest of it, absolutely.

2mg tds

I had that valium once.

Yum.

happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you, happy birthday dear Pagboy...
happy birthday to you.

Ahhh

Happy Birthday Pagboy!

Enjoy your swing and cake(s). xxx

Happy Birthday Pagboy!!

Wishing all things wonderful on his special day

James is back! James is back!

Really? Was that Jamie under the different name on your other thread?

ooohhhhh

Oi, James, get your arse over 'ere

Yes, our numbers are so sadly depleted.

Pore ol thread.

sad tired thread.
We need Jamie to come hither.

Or we all need to get drunk

Or both

Is the birthday still going on, Pag?

Or are you in recovery?

We have a short break from birthday while the school does harvest festival. Ds2 is a bit put out. Fucking needy people.

How are you Hulls. How is the gloom?

Is Hullyette girl enjoying giving out detention and general fagging?

Pag on form this morning

btw, I vote we get drunk. Hideously.

She has taken to introducing herself as "Hully Head Girl Ette." Tis most amusing. I think she's pleased, but there's no telling with her royal oddness. Saw the teachers the other day who all agreed it was impossible to know what went on in her little noddle. The competition must have been extraordinarily lacking.

There are little rays of light in the gloom. Tiny tentative ones peeking out. I went to a meeting of the new school PTA the other day (not something I normally do, making efforts, you know) and I tried v hard not to drink too much wine and alarm everyone. It was most fascinating. Nowt so queer etc. Made a nice change from obsessing over gloom components..

I have a charity do tonight, I may avoid the wine conpletely. When at anything like this I tend to think I'm fine and end up making a tit out of myself.

I'm trying to stop my deep and intense relationship with Ms Grape, Gib...

That's what I do, I make lots of extremely funny jokes, laugh inordinately and get red in the face. I have a lovely time, but I'm not sure about everyone else.

lol @ Hully and I and our wine drinking showing oursleves up/scaring people fears

I am proud of Hullyette, she respresents us odder folk.

But Ms Grape is most bountiful. I tryto resist...

I like the sound of hullette.

Hey Gibb. G'wan - get pissed at a a charity do. I always know when Dh has got drunk as he comes home with a signed summat that he bought in an auction

Oooh.
Look. I have stuck DS1 portrait on my profile. I think it is very good.
It isn't his painting but part of a series where they pissed about with photos.
he has ones that are more arty. But isn't he handsome

I will delete it in a while or he will get cross....