in noticing that other IPOAT Johnny husband incarnations are better than mine?

[Hullygully]

Huh.

Other people are now claiming to be married to him.

I am being stern.

an old classic

Sending all positive vibes your way Mimi

Dd has been made Head Girl! Jolly hockeysticks all round. All credit to the parent I say.

Oh wonderful! Well done Hullyette!

[proud] for you Hully

Thank you Gibbon.

Of course she doesn't want to be it, she asked this morning what I thought they'd say if she resigned...she's only been it for one day.

Oh bless her, she'll soon settle into it I'm sure

Were you head girl material in school hulster?

What do you think...?

I am guessing, like myself, a tad too rebellious

and let us not forget more than a little barking..

snorted coffee out of my nose as I read that

my kind of headgirls

There is a marvellous pic of dd on the head girl board thing. She looks like she has been shot in the back.

My favourite road sign is 'Falling Rocks'. What exactly am I supposed to do with that information?

They may as well have a sign saying "Random accidents ahead", "Life's a lottery, Be lucky."

Drive fast, don't look back, and if you hear rumbling put your foot down, cross your fingers and hope.

Found a site right up the IPOAT street.

odd

'tis captain Darcy, surely, trying on a new phizz for fun, and look, Mme Umami waits so patiently for her chance to try on a real man's suit! She will look positively Marlene Dietrich, I tell you, all Blue Angel....

odder

I thought of the captain too Mimi!

Great minds and all that

love it

What a magnificent embonpoint. Perhaps she could move us away from tatting on a little veer into fine needlework?

Hully

So happy to see sunshine today

Tis wunderbar. We went to the beach yesterday it was so luvverly, loads of people sunbathing (loons). And the dc (loonier) swam in the sea.

Am spending the rest of the day getting the sand out of the house...

Swam in the sea? shock

Sounds lovely, I do love the sea.

See the thread I started in AIBU - tis a little song to make you chuckle.

I'll ave a look. I have been in such a foul mood latley though that I fear I have come over all intemperate.

Is that pesky black cloud showing no sign of buggering off Hully?