to want to shag John McCririck senseless

[bladderack]

I just want to rip off his deerstalker, grab onto his sideburns and give him a damn good seeing to.
Where's the shame in that?

hello John

no shame at all,

his side burns may come away from his face during the act

Christ. I want to bleach my eyeballs just from reading that sentence.

Yep, I'd rather stick pins in my eyes - he is too gross for words.

Did you mean "slap"

I am going to bleach my eyeballs and my laptop which will probably be more painful.

Oh Dear God.

I can't be the only one that fancies him!

There really is an MN competition for the Thread in the Worst Possible Taste

This one will live with me in my nightmares

I wanted to start a 'to quite like J McC' but thought I'd get slated - this is beyond............

He might call you The Booby 3

That's just nasty [vomit emoticon]

OMG YAB SOOOOOOO INCREDIBLY U!

Thanks for the link Altinkum and with that image in mind, I'm away to bed to dream of Big John.
Sweet dreams to you all

I'm with EmmaBemma and Karman walks away feeling very, VERY sick

This is MN at it's worst.

There's guilty pleasures and then there's needing to see a professional quickly.

WandersOffNotFeelingSoBadAboutHerOwnGuiltyPleasuresTiggaxx

YANBU..what a hottie!

err not.

I'd give him one. I've always quite fancied licking out his ears.

Eeewww. I feel quite ill now.

I've socked a bit in my mouth

You.Need.Help.

Grim.