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to want to shag John McCririck senseless

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bladderack · 27/08/2010 23:15

I just want to rip off his deerstalker, grab onto his sideburns and give him a damn good seeing to.
Where's the shame in that?

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TheCrackFox · 28/08/2010 18:12

The gimp mask would be for me.

Psammead · 28/08/2010 18:13

There are some things which cannot, no matter how hard you try, be unseen.

Eye bleach, please!

TheShriekingHarpy · 28/08/2010 18:22

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bladderack · 28/08/2010 18:43

You know, I was a bit embarrassed that maybe I'd overstepped the line of decency with what I said. However, TheShriekingHarpy and TheCrackFox, you have stepped over the line and then run so far into the distance that the line cannot be seen anymore.

Thankyou Grin

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Psammead · 28/08/2010 18:44

There's no place like home. There's no place like home. There's no place like home.There's no place like home. There's no place like home. There's no place like home. There's no place like home. There's no place like home. There's no place like home.

Toto, why the FUCK isn't this working?

TheShriekingHarpy · 28/08/2010 19:09

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bladderack · 28/08/2010 19:13

Can't we just share him Shrieking Harpy?

There's plenty of John to go around.

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bladderack · 28/08/2010 19:18

Besides, you are starting to slightly scare me now.............

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Psammead · 28/08/2010 19:48

Jesus, Mary and Joseph.

Harpy I am alone tonight - DH is rafting. WHY did you do that?

That's said, I have recently been having very naughty thoughts about a certain old rock star, whose name I shall take with me to the grave.

Tootlesmummy · 28/08/2010 20:01

OMG, I'm now traumatised and won't be able to sleep ever again.

Glitterknickaz · 28/08/2010 20:02

I think I'm going to vomit.

TheShriekingHarpy · 28/08/2010 20:04

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TheCrackFox · 28/08/2010 20:09

Ronnie Wood?

Lush.

Psammead · 28/08/2010 21:07

Nope, nope, nope and nope.

Mine was a crush since I was a teenager which I forgot about, but a thread on here reminded me and I am swooning all over again.

Psammead · 28/08/2010 21:08

OMG. Ronnie Wood. My crush isn't THAT old. But really, To. The. Grave.

marantha · 28/08/2010 21:10

David ESSEX Donny Osmond, it's GOT to be Donny.

Psammead · 28/08/2010 21:16

I don't know who David Essex is. Although according to Wikipedia, my crush was born just a few days before him, same year and everything. Which makes him 63. Which makes him 33 years older than me.

I need to see a therapist.

piratecat · 28/08/2010 21:18

rofl thanks i was feeling well pissed off, till i read this!!

Psammead · 28/08/2010 21:20

Holy crap - Ronnie Wood was born in the same year as my crush and David Essex too. Just say no to drugs, kids.

Was a good year.

marantha · 28/08/2010 21:33

You've never seen a picture of the young David Essex? Oh he really was gorgeous. Rock On.

Psammead · 28/08/2010 21:37

Googled him. Not bad. Not a patch on my crush though.

Wanderingsheep · 28/08/2010 21:43

Bleurgh!

What DawnTigga said!

marantha · 28/08/2010 21:43

TheCrackFox Given Ronnie Wood's well-documented battle (s) with the booze, I have to say the word 'LUSH' is a bit ambiguous here.

TheCrackFox · 28/08/2010 21:48
Grin