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to want to shag John McCririck senseless

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bladderack · 27/08/2010 23:15

I just want to rip off his deerstalker, grab onto his sideburns and give him a damn good seeing to.
Where's the shame in that?

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bladderack · 28/08/2010 08:39

I would like to apologise wholeheartedly and unreservedly to everyone who had the misfortune to read this post.

I can only say that I had had a few drinks last night whilst watching Big Brother and my judgement became very clouded.

I am disgusted at myself and sorry for the distress I have caused the good people of MN.

I am going to take something for my hangover now and I give you my word that I will never, never drink and post again.

Sorry Blush

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Gibbon · 28/08/2010 08:42

Yes but are you sorry for making it up? or admitting it? Wink

And dogdays - at your post

TheBooby · 28/08/2010 08:51

Well I should bloody well hope you're sorry. For years now, I've had to put up with women lurring after my husband - do you realise what it's like to constantly live in fear that someone will steal him away from me??
He married ME. He's MINE. Yes I know he's sex on legs but you're just going to have to find your own hunky beef cake because Johnny Boy is MINE.

sarah293 · 28/08/2010 08:59

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iwasyoungonce · 28/08/2010 09:05

Can't you get the thread pulled, bladderack?

Bagpusstree · 28/08/2010 09:12

I'd say its the least you can do Bladderack. I'm more of a lurker on this board, and look what you've done. Forced me to post......

I'm at work, how will I ever clean the vomit from between the keys?

Dogdays - you should be ashamed.

pigletmania · 28/08/2010 09:19

YABVVVVVVVVVVVU yuck, boak Envy Eeeeewwwwwwwy

zachsmama · 28/08/2010 09:21

Oh my good god - I feel quite sick

Emo76 · 28/08/2010 14:21

Well, they do say that some women find arrogant, controlling men attractive......

marantha · 28/08/2010 15:53

'Where's the shame in that?'

I'm crying with laughter here. Funniest Opening thread I've ever seen. Ever. Full stop.

pjmama · 28/08/2010 15:56

Wouldn't take long as he doesn't have very far to go...Wink

TheCrackFox · 28/08/2010 16:05

I find a man that eats his own bogies a huge turn on. Who would want Brad Pitt when you can have John McCrirrick shag you roughly from behind?

TheShriekingHarpy · 28/08/2010 16:24

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TheCrackFox · 28/08/2010 16:27

Moobs always give you something to hold on for extra leverage.

Ariesgirl · 28/08/2010 16:38

I'm going to be ill.

corlan · 28/08/2010 16:43

Can you imagine getting a hold of him?
It would be like sinking your fingers into fresh dough.

TheCrackFox · 28/08/2010 16:57

You could smack his arse and ride the waves. Hours of fun.

TheShriekingHarpy · 28/08/2010 17:09

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corlan · 28/08/2010 17:13

You forgot the sick bucket Harpy Wink

MoralDefective · 28/08/2010 17:16

Bladderack....yuo're NOT the only one....Boobie fancies him too...yuck

marantha · 28/08/2010 17:24

Nothing to add as such but for the amusement this thread has caused me I feel that it needs a 'bump' to get higher in the topic board.
It's nice to have John McCririck on top.

TheShriekingHarpy · 28/08/2010 17:33

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TheCrackFox · 28/08/2010 17:39

There would be no need for lubricant with the delicious John in a secluded stable, I can tell you.

All I would bring is my trusty gimp mask.

TheShriekingHarpy · 28/08/2010 17:55

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rubbersoul · 28/08/2010 18:06

He makes my skin crawl. YUCK!!!