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Actually i know i am but i fed up

713 replies

megawoman · 23/08/2010 22:01

Have been friends with somebody since we were at pre-school together. She got married 6 years ago and I am now good friends with both her and her husband.

They have both been moaning at me lately about the fact their relationship has turned sour. He today phoned me twice asking if I had heard from her because he was at their house and she was not there again yet promised she would be in for his lunchbreak. I told him she was not with me but may be with her sister. Two hours later he phoned again as she was still not home and he rung again to see if I had heard from her yet. I said I had not but if I did I would tell her he was looking for her. He then asked me if I thought she was cheating on her which I know she is not she is organising big party for his 30th so was out getting decorations etc. I normally am very good and just say she must have been held up somewhere but today I snapped and told him she was and we had been having a lesbian love affair for 6 months. I know it was wrong and might cause major problems for them but I was so fed up of them putting me in the middle and now I don't want to contact either of them because I know I was out of order. (ducks ready for flogging)

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cupcakesandbunting · 25/08/2010 19:48

Get on with it, MW. I've had a shit day and need some sordid adult entertainment Grin

collision · 25/08/2010 19:49

DH is away..........this will be my fantasy 'Welcome Home DH I have a fab lesbo true story to tell you in bed...'

Details

Anyone offended press HIDE now.........

FallingWithStyle · 25/08/2010 19:50

Oh please dont encourage this person to cream their pants with you all as his/her audience...

Dont all beat me up at once Grin

Bicnod · 25/08/2010 19:52

"cream their pants"

Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

Grin
megawoman · 25/08/2010 19:52

sorry falling with style you may have to just click hide as I don't think I can contain myself much longer although I am trying and my rl friends would slate me for being a marriage wrecker and all sorts.

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scottishmummy · 25/08/2010 19:54

no one on mn is your friend we are nebby burds who wamt salacious sapphic lovin details.

so get on with it

FallingWithStyle · 25/08/2010 19:55

Please, go ahead megawoman - I will indeed click hide maybe

Bicnod · 25/08/2010 19:55

No you won't you saucy minx Wink

cupcakesandbunting · 25/08/2010 20:01

As an aside, ScottishMummy when you post I always hear this woman's voice news.bbc.co.uk/media/images/38845000/jpg/_38845633_rab203.jpg

scottishmummy · 25/08/2010 20:02

mary doll a fine figure o'a wumman.thanks!

cupcakesandbunting · 25/08/2010 20:05

I love Mary and Ella. I want them to be my mums :(

scottishmummy · 25/08/2010 20:12

do love em wouldnt want rab or jamesie as ma da though

scottishmummy · 25/08/2010 20:13

ella and mary doll that would be a tryst to rival this tame tale

mumbar · 25/08/2010 20:18

WWWHHHHHAAAAAATTTTTT - I'm bloody horrified that I gave ds a bath tonight and missed all this.

Its been hammering it down here too MW we are actually in the met office warning zone - bloody SUMMER holidays.

Oh loving the old 'do you want to take the wet clothes off line' its like a romance movie Wink

Love all thee mners worried about Brian when it seems MW friend has forgotton him !!!

MW YES WE NEED MORE Grin

SparkleRainbow · 25/08/2010 20:18

Where are you MW?

megawoman · 25/08/2010 20:19

ok I am so gonna regret telling you all this.

She turned up looking like a drowned rat so I suggested she got out of her wet clothes as I say purely meaning she could put some of mine on instead. She was fussing with her bra clips so I offered to help her. I only meant to help honest but the sight of her pert nipples was sending me to ecstasy

I undid her bra and before I knew what I was doing I cupped her breasts in my hands.

I expected her to pull away but instead she pushed my hands lower down her body. By this time I was already feeling pretty turned on. As my hands brushed her pubic hair I expected her to stop me but my hands found her wetness and it went from there.

I don't want to go to far into detail but let's just say I am now an expert on what pleases her and can't wait til friday to drink some more Blush

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Bicnod · 25/08/2010 20:20

I'm getting RSI from pressing refresh. I'm also getting quietly sozzled on red wine. Please come back MW.

scottishmummy · 25/08/2010 20:21

lol you are copying from a book.hands found her wetness.you poked her bush?

SparkleRainbow · 25/08/2010 20:22

Very sozzled on white wine..... more on Friday....plans for the 3some then?

dustycups · 25/08/2010 20:22
Envy
megawoman · 25/08/2010 20:22

not from book just from my day today

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scottishmummy · 25/08/2010 20:23

right so straight up (pardon pun) you got jiggy?what now

Bicnod · 25/08/2010 20:26

DH just read this over my shoulder and said in a bright voice 'MN's good for creative writing isn't it?' Grin

tholeon · 25/08/2010 20:27

hmm..not sure that was worth all the anticipation....maybe it'll get better when Brian finally gets in on the act???

megawoman · 25/08/2010 20:28

i am still meeting with her and Brian but now i know we will both be making sure we get lot's of girl action and whilst he will be there we will make sure he knows what we both want. I am almost hoping he is happy just to watch but I don't know what he is thinking of

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