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Actually i know i am but i fed up

713 replies

megawoman · 23/08/2010 22:01

Have been friends with somebody since we were at pre-school together. She got married 6 years ago and I am now good friends with both her and her husband.

They have both been moaning at me lately about the fact their relationship has turned sour. He today phoned me twice asking if I had heard from her because he was at their house and she was not there again yet promised she would be in for his lunchbreak. I told him she was not with me but may be with her sister. Two hours later he phoned again as she was still not home and he rung again to see if I had heard from her yet. I said I had not but if I did I would tell her he was looking for her. He then asked me if I thought she was cheating on her which I know she is not she is organising big party for his 30th so was out getting decorations etc. I normally am very good and just say she must have been held up somewhere but today I snapped and told him she was and we had been having a lesbian love affair for 6 months. I know it was wrong and might cause major problems for them but I was so fed up of them putting me in the middle and now I don't want to contact either of them because I know I was out of order. (ducks ready for flogging)

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FallingWithStyle · 25/08/2010 19:04

Its actually been an hour and several minutes now Megawoman. Just sayin'.

That's more than enough time to think type up the details of todays lady-love.

SparkleRainbow · 25/08/2010 19:04

Can I have one of those too missbee? Anyone for glass of white?

tholeon · 25/08/2010 19:12

can't believe I went out this afternoon and missed all this. What can i do with my toddler so that i can concentrate on mumsnet???

megawoman · 25/08/2010 19:20

sorry kids are still on a high as they have been with grandma all day and she has filled them with macdonalds, fruitshoots and smarties I never thought they were going to go to bed.

Anyway enough about the kids

I met my bestfriend today at 10:30 she phoned me as she had dropped her dd at nursery taken car to garage and was feeling pretty crappy. Her dd has just got over chicken pox so she is lacking sleep and then today her car has broken and she has been told it is non repairable. She is absolutely skint and was so upset as she has all sorts planned and now it is not happening.

I suggested she come to mine as my kids were out for the day and she sounded absolutely devastated. She turned up dripping wet because of the awful weather. I suggested she stripped off and put on some of my clothes meaning to warm her up but it turns out the stripping off bit was the only bit she was interested in.

She started telling me all the little things that were stressing her out and I offered her a comforting arm. I am now on cloud nine as although I swore to myself I would tell her I was not interested in getting involved with her and Brian things just fell into place. I honestly don't know what happened but one minute we were talking the next we were all over each other.

It was a good job my kids were out for the day as there is no way I would have been able to resist her. I know it was wrong and her dh may find out but I could not resist her and it seems she was more than up for it. We spent two hours in each others arms before we realised she would have to go and collect her dd from nursery.

I am definitely hooked and I am going to meet up with her and Brian on Friday now as there is noway I can resist her she is like the snake that tempted eve.

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missbeehiving · 25/08/2010 19:23

ROAR

Bicnod · 25/08/2010 19:27

fruitshoots??? Shock

Oh. My. God.

LesbianMummy1 · 25/08/2010 19:28

omg!

MoreCrackThanHarlem · 25/08/2010 19:28

Marking place with trepidation
Not sure I can face details of drinking from the furry cup on a Wednesday

MoreCrackThanHarlem · 25/08/2010 19:33

Aaaaagh at x posts

Very tame megawoman, was expecting full Razzle style readers letters shebang

SparkleRainbow · 25/08/2010 19:35

Woohoo....do I have sympathy for Brian...well lets face it he is so up for a threesome.

chipmonkey · 25/08/2010 19:35

Has the weather been v. bad today then? It's lovely here!Grin

collision · 25/08/2010 19:36

So.....she stripped off as she was dripping wet and what?

You got her a towel?

You took off her bra?

You kissed her?

More detail needed so I can relate this back to DH!

SparkleRainbow · 25/08/2010 19:37

I was just about to comment that you might need to cover your ears Morecrack if you are feeling sensitive, are there more details on offer? GrinBlush

SparkleRainbow · 25/08/2010 19:38

You read my mind collision I have a responsibility to lift dh out of his depression...this will work!

megawoman · 25/08/2010 19:38

I did not know you wanted full details. Is that not to saucy for mumsnet. I do not want to offend people but while I am on cloud nine I don't mind sharing as long as i not gonna upset people Wink

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AnyFucker · 25/08/2010 19:40

a curious mixture of MN anathema, lady-lovin', The Life Of Brian, religious references and useless weather detail

brilliant

Bicnod · 25/08/2010 19:40

I, for one, would be traumatized if you didn't share.

Quick quick quick!

missbeehiving · 25/08/2010 19:40

Yep, Brian's gagging for it. I am a bit worried about Brian tbh - it may all be a bit much for him and he might overexcite himself.

MW - you really need to put some flesh on the bones of your story - details please.

tholeon · 25/08/2010 19:41

I have a sneaky suspicion Brian may not mind too much when he finds out, particularly as he appears to bring out the straighter side in both of you..... Am sure he will soon be pulling in his paunch and moving strands of hair over his bald patch in readiness for Friday's antics. Hope you've stocked up on fruitshoots to bribe the kids to stay away.

Do we really have to wait two days for the full threesome update???

FallingWithStyle · 25/08/2010 19:42

NO! THAT WAS MORE THAN ENOUGH DETAIL

I was already chortling at "anyway, enough about the kids" Grin

missbeehiving · 25/08/2010 19:42

I'm hearing bow chicca wah wah music..

cupcakesandbunting · 25/08/2010 19:42

"In each others arms?"

Fuck's sake, I waited all that time, for that?

Please try harder, MW. Make something up if you need to.

megawoman · 25/08/2010 19:46

cupcakesandbunting I do not need to make anything up but not used to publicising my sexlife and as there are various people on here some may be offended do i take it there is no watershed on here Blush

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Bicnod · 25/08/2010 19:47

ignore her megawoman, she doesn't know what she's saying...

missbeehiving · 25/08/2010 19:47

Don't worry MW, no one's looking. Unburden yourself. Quickly. Now.