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Actually i know i am but i fed up

713 replies

megawoman · 23/08/2010 22:01

Have been friends with somebody since we were at pre-school together. She got married 6 years ago and I am now good friends with both her and her husband.

They have both been moaning at me lately about the fact their relationship has turned sour. He today phoned me twice asking if I had heard from her because he was at their house and she was not there again yet promised she would be in for his lunchbreak. I told him she was not with me but may be with her sister. Two hours later he phoned again as she was still not home and he rung again to see if I had heard from her yet. I said I had not but if I did I would tell her he was looking for her. He then asked me if I thought she was cheating on her which I know she is not she is organising big party for his 30th so was out getting decorations etc. I normally am very good and just say she must have been held up somewhere but today I snapped and told him she was and we had been having a lesbian love affair for 6 months. I know it was wrong and might cause major problems for them but I was so fed up of them putting me in the middle and now I don't want to contact either of them because I know I was out of order. (ducks ready for flogging)

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sanielle · 25/08/2010 13:59

Should we do some fanfiction? We all decide what happens next!

I start.

Megawoman come home and finds her door unlocked. her best friend is lying on the couch wesaring nothign but a wry smile.

scottishmummy · 25/08/2010 14:12

fan fiction?more like fannyFiction,hope over reality

sanielle · 25/08/2010 14:18

oh you are ruining the story Scottishmumy.

You are meant to say what happens next.

someone do something or I'm going to do some housework.

scottishmummy · 25/08/2010 14:28

sorry!i dont actually know what fanfiction is.is it we write the story

sanielle · 25/08/2010 14:32

Yeah, but I was thinking of doing it in the syle of those ghost stories you tell when you are 11!

Where you round the camp fire adding to it Grin lol.

I guess I will have to wait for megawoman!

epicfail · 25/08/2010 14:32

... but a wry smile. "Megawoman," she breathed huskily, "forget our friendship, forget my husband, forget the children...we have this moment, together, now...."

cupcakesandbunting · 25/08/2010 14:42

Megawoman asks "But what about the children? Some crashing bore typed an over-long post on MN and I must say, it's been a bit of a lust extinguisher"

missbeehiving · 25/08/2010 14:44

Megawoman hoisted up the red shiny pants that she wore over the top pf her tights and replied saucily "I'll get the Irn-Bru" before

scottishmummy · 25/08/2010 14:46

its not the begining its not the end,things will never be the same again

cupcakesandbunting · 25/08/2010 14:47

Arf at Scottishmummy being a closet Mel C fan.

scottishmummy · 25/08/2010 14:48

irn bru slurrped off goosepimpled flesh and tunnock teacake languidly licked off coltish limbs

scottishmummy · 25/08/2010 14:48

nothing closet about me and mel c.love her.loved the spice girls too

cupcakesandbunting · 25/08/2010 14:51

Do you reckon Sporty and Geri ever lezzed it up? Because Geri likes a bit of lady love, I read once in a trash very informative mag'.

Goodness. This could open a whole new dimension on our fan fiction. Getting the Spice Girls in on the act! Phew!

epicfail · 25/08/2010 14:53

Suddenly - Brian appeared in the doorway! Megawoman's face was buried in

sanielle · 25/08/2010 14:54

Megawoman's face was buried in Ginger Spices Union Jack bustier. Oh yes yes yes... Take me she cried

scottishmummy · 25/08/2010 14:57

If you wanna be my lover,i gotta get with my friend,Make it last forever friendship never ends,If you wanna be my lover, you have got to give,Yo, I'll tell you what I want, what I really really want,So tell me what you want, what you really really want,I'll tell you what I want, what I really really want,So tell me what you want, what you really really want,I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna really really really wanna zigazig ha...

epicfail · 25/08/2010 15:01

for the love of God Brian stop singing Spice Girl songs and get over here and give Megawoman what SHE really wants

foggyfig · 25/08/2010 15:02

only in the bustier...I was thinking more along the lines of crotchless knickers..

sanielle · 25/08/2010 15:04

It didn't work with the union jack theme though.. Maybe she had a thong that said "mind the gap"?

scottishmummy · 25/08/2010 15:05

brian does look suave in his crotchless keks thought megawoman

sanielle · 25/08/2010 15:14

Brian bent over giving megawoman, her best mate, and gingerspice a view of turkey waddle they'd never forget. He then poured Irn bru all over his already glistening body.

MadwoMen · 25/08/2010 15:18

This. Thread. Is. Great.
Grin Grin Grin

Megawoman. that better be this Friday

scottishmummy · 25/08/2010 15:23

licking lips lasciviously,whos swigged ma ginger

foggyfig · 25/08/2010 15:24

Was it glistening from sex sweat or from this wonderful oil/lubricant...

www.adultshop.com.au/product/1073880025.html

puddlepuss · 25/08/2010 15:26

Ah crap, I was just getting into this! Can we work the invisible fanjo from another thread into this? ....'Brian lunged only for the fanjo to disappear leaving a union jack thong fluttering to the floor. But megawoman had magic eyes and could get her bit of muff while Brian was left to entertain himself'....must stop, got a cake in the oven....