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Actually i know i am but i fed up

713 replies

megawoman · 23/08/2010 22:01

Have been friends with somebody since we were at pre-school together. She got married 6 years ago and I am now good friends with both her and her husband.

They have both been moaning at me lately about the fact their relationship has turned sour. He today phoned me twice asking if I had heard from her because he was at their house and she was not there again yet promised she would be in for his lunchbreak. I told him she was not with me but may be with her sister. Two hours later he phoned again as she was still not home and he rung again to see if I had heard from her yet. I said I had not but if I did I would tell her he was looking for her. He then asked me if I thought she was cheating on her which I know she is not she is organising big party for his 30th so was out getting decorations etc. I normally am very good and just say she must have been held up somewhere but today I snapped and told him she was and we had been having a lesbian love affair for 6 months. I know it was wrong and might cause major problems for them but I was so fed up of them putting me in the middle and now I don't want to contact either of them because I know I was out of order. (ducks ready for flogging)

OP posts:
AnyFucker · 25/08/2010 07:22

bloody hell...I have to go to work

OP...could you save the sexy details for this evening please

because I am sure you are going to get it on with your mate and her h, in the next 8 hours, this is such a fast-moving thread...

and I don't want to miss this fantasy bollocks update

TheLadyEvenstar · 25/08/2010 07:26

Mumbar - Thanks thats much nicer....

AF - its not going to take 8 hours for them to get it on - i reckon 4 maybe 5 at most....can you get on MN at work??

AnyFucker · 25/08/2010 07:31

unfortunately, I would be sacked if I were to access MN at work...

OP...please keep your knickers on for the next 8 hours...you can manage that, can't you ?

save some of that popcorn for me...

TheLadyEvenstar · 25/08/2010 07:33

AF - sweet or salted ...

Gibbon · 25/08/2010 07:40

Oh I say. What a thread to wake up to.

TheLadyEvenstar · 25/08/2010 07:41
ManBloke · 25/08/2010 08:48

Hi,

Warning - huge post!

I'm usually one for fixing trying to fix your own problems yourself, however, as helpful as mumsnet may well be for a number of child related problems - the internet is nowhere near the best place to get advice to sort out complex problems involving others. Both sides of the story are seldom shown and I'm sure your husband could post an equally heart-felt and plausible representation online. Most women have sons, brothers or male friends who they will say have an ex, girlfriend or wife from hell. Those same partners from hell will say the exact opposite. Same story - very different versions.

The way I hear my female friends talking about their friends paints a very scary picture of someone you would under no circumstances want to live with or even know. Many of these women have partners who will no doubt appear on here under posts like 'dh doesn't help/care/understand' posts that leave out virtually everything their friends have told me about them. If you are in any doubt, check out your girl-friends' facebook postings - largely fiction/exaggeration casting them as the glamorous or long-suffering heroine.

The most important thing is that you get yourself sorted so that your future can be brighter and consequently your child's. Your ex-to-be will have to do that too on his own. When we talk to others around us who know both sides of our predicament we usually find the answers we get are not the ones we want to hear, however, they are closer to the truth. This sends many people running to the internet in search of answers which suit them - usually brought about by leaving out most of our own unpleasant behaviour or contributions to the problem . Unfortunately, those answers can often leave us repeating the same mistakes over and over, blighting ours and our childrens' lives.

Not a big fan of counselling - been there myself and found it might be more useful to pay a Churchill nodding dog a kings randsom an hour to nod pointlessly at me. They do, however, throw up the occasional nugget of wisdom, based on knowing you a little bit - far more than they would get to know you online.

What we have to do is ask ourselves, do we go online to find genuine solutions or is it just to get us back into a comfort zone where we are right and the world is doing us wrong. If it's the latter, then all good and well for the individual involved but, unfortunately, that's not really good enough where children are involved.

If we really care about our children's futures we all have to open up and be honest with ourselves as to whether we're looking for genuine solutions which we genuinely intend to follow or endorsement to carry on the same but feel a bit better about ourselves and ourselves alone - which is what how we may well eventually end up.

I wish you all the best in sorting out your problem. But you'll find far far better answers from those who know you both well.

tortoiseonthehalfshell · 25/08/2010 08:52

ManBloke, er, wrong thread? Or are you intending to go on every thread in the board and try and talk women out of sharing stories and experience and advice?

If the latter, can I give you some early advice:

Don't. You sound like a patronising twat.

Gibbon · 25/08/2010 08:56

Hmm manbloke

tortoiseonthehalfshell · 25/08/2010 08:57

My favourite bit is the "think of our children's future" at the end.

Gibbon · 25/08/2010 08:59

Yes, have image now, arms thrown up in outrage

'Dear God, won't anyone think of the children!'

SparkleRainbow · 25/08/2010 09:09

I am riveted.......let there be more Hmm

SparkleRainbow · 25/08/2010 09:09

Anymore hot chocolate going?

mumbar · 25/08/2010 09:11

Gibbon Grin

BubbaAndBump · 25/08/2010 12:42

What are you on about manbloke?

scottishmummy · 25/08/2010 12:45

cut to the chase op -any nookie?you going to boff them both

missbeehiving · 25/08/2010 13:09

Manbloke does realise he's on Mumsnet doesn't he? And this is a really juicy thread? And he's telling us not to offer advice? Is he insane? Grin

FGS Megawoman can't you meet them sooner? I can't wait until next week to hear what saucy thrills have been suggested!

elmofan · 25/08/2010 13:18

Grin @ scottishmummy

AnyFucker · 25/08/2010 13:31

oi

I took a half day annual leave to get an update on this thread and this twit manbloke is posting meaningless twaddle on here

manbloke...this is a sex thread and don't you fucking dare try to derail it

I want my sordid details ! And I don't need a side-dish of patronising twonk about "thinking of the children" Grin

cupcakesandbunting · 25/08/2010 13:31

Come back, Megawoman! I've got a salacious gossip itch that can't be scratched by my own dull friends talking about baby shit and recipes for carrot cake.

cupcakesandbunting · 25/08/2010 13:32

Also, am I the only one who isn't actually that bothered if this does turn out to be a sordid fantasy thread? I just want some online juiceys!

sanielle · 25/08/2010 13:38

Shhh cupcakes it is true. Of course it is..

Now come on mega surely you've all had some by now?? Please did you dp join in too? was it actually a 4 some.. Did you dear partners leave you for eachother?

scottishmummy · 25/08/2010 13:42

just want to know who got stuck in 1st,any tongues?is fantasy of you and pal getting jiggy best left in your head or will you act upon it in a 3some

troll is bandied about a bit too much on mn imo

missbeehiving · 25/08/2010 13:50

Where are my saucy thrills?

FallingWithStyle · 25/08/2010 13:57

Brian?

I'm impressed at the swift progression of this situation.