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Actually i know i am but i fed up

713 replies

megawoman · 23/08/2010 22:01

Have been friends with somebody since we were at pre-school together. She got married 6 years ago and I am now good friends with both her and her husband.

They have both been moaning at me lately about the fact their relationship has turned sour. He today phoned me twice asking if I had heard from her because he was at their house and she was not there again yet promised she would be in for his lunchbreak. I told him she was not with me but may be with her sister. Two hours later he phoned again as she was still not home and he rung again to see if I had heard from her yet. I said I had not but if I did I would tell her he was looking for her. He then asked me if I thought she was cheating on her which I know she is not she is organising big party for his 30th so was out getting decorations etc. I normally am very good and just say she must have been held up somewhere but today I snapped and told him she was and we had been having a lesbian love affair for 6 months. I know it was wrong and might cause major problems for them but I was so fed up of them putting me in the middle and now I don't want to contact either of them because I know I was out of order. (ducks ready for flogging)

OP posts:
sanielle · 25/08/2010 15:28

From the oil foggy fig, He's completly oiled himself head to toe before entering the room.

He then threw a drop cloth on the floor and slid about like a greased pig covered in lube and irn bru

sanielle · 25/08/2010 15:31

INVISIBLE FANJO? What's this???

scottishmummy · 25/08/2010 15:32

then she ella-hen sidled up in her 3 for £1 pants,lips dripping irn bru,holding a well fired roll.want to butter me up

puddlepuss · 25/08/2010 15:35

sanielle - someone with fanjo in their name said she felt invisible...went on from there!

FallingWithStyle · 25/08/2010 15:40

Sexuality, strong and warm and wild and free...
...and just because you're gay, I won't turn you away.

HTH.

scottishmummy · 25/08/2010 15:47

who wants to get dirrrrty with a tunnocks caramel wafer sniggered brian

foggyfig · 25/08/2010 15:47

I am imagining a well buffed Brian here, with strongly defined ??? glutes and biceps, with a 6 pack abdomen, as we call them downunder. GrinEnvy I am almost wishing that I could join the 3some. Except then we would have to call it a 4some. Wink

scottishmummy · 25/08/2010 15:50

im imagining a well used tunnocks caramel wafer

cupcakesandbunting · 25/08/2010 15:52

Actually shaking with laughter at well used Tunnocks caramel wafer.

missbeehiving · 25/08/2010 16:05

Megawoman took one look at Brian's well used Tunnocks Caramel Wafer and bit the end off.

scottishmummy · 25/08/2010 16:10

leaving their faces smeared and brown both ladies gave a satisfied groan.they no longer felt hungry.and no longer fancied a sausage supper

Gibbon · 25/08/2010 16:12

I bet Brian is trimming his pampas grass, fiddling with his schlong with bated breath.

I came back hoping for details...where are the sordid details? I want to be regaled with tales of debauchery.

scottishmummy · 25/08/2010 16:13

pampas grass?is that like funny fags

Hullygully · 25/08/2010 16:15

I haven't read the thread because it is a bit long, but that is really cruel. You could have done terrible damage.

missbeehiving · 25/08/2010 16:16

I think pampas grass in your front garden is meant to signify that you're up for multi party action.

foggyfig · 25/08/2010 16:17
Grin
Gibbon · 25/08/2010 16:19

You know SM - a sign that swingers live in the house

scottishmummy · 25/08/2010 16:21

well my giddy aunt i never knew that

Gibbon · 25/08/2010 16:24

You'll see your neighbours in a whole new light now SM Wink

cupcakesandbunting · 25/08/2010 16:26

That's so weird. I've always thought that pampas grass was a bit sleazy! Never knew why though...

cupcakesandbunting · 25/08/2010 16:28
BalloonSlayer · 25/08/2010 16:31

I've got pampas grass in my back garden. Shock

Does this mean I am offering a certain service without being aware of it?

I think I ought to be told.

missbeehiving · 25/08/2010 16:32
Gibbon · 25/08/2010 16:32

You must have picked up on the vibe cupcakes.

A childhood neighbour had a huge bush and the 70's porn tash too.

Gibbon · 25/08/2010 16:33

arf BS - do some neighbours smile suggestively at you in a knowing fashion

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