Actually i know i am but i fed up

[megawoman]

Have been friends with somebody since we were at pre-school together. She got married 6 years ago and I am now good friends with both her and her husband.

They have both been moaning at me lately about the fact their relationship has turned sour. He today phoned me twice asking if I had heard from her because he was at their house and she was not there again yet promised she would be in for his lunchbreak. I told him she was not with me but may be with her sister. Two hours later he phoned again as she was still not home and he rung again to see if I had heard from her yet. I said I had not but if I did I would tell her he was looking for her. He then asked me if I thought she was cheating on her which I know she is not she is organising big party for his 30th so was out getting decorations etc. I normally am very good and just say she must have been held up somewhere but today I snapped and told him she was and we had been having a lesbian love affair for 6 months. I know it was wrong and might cause major problems for them but I was so fed up of them putting me in the middle and now I don't want to contact either of them because I know I was out of order. (ducks ready for flogging)

They were very bad to drink and drive...

drinking and driving is bad but sounds like you had a good night

And to think mnhq think we shouldn't have a sex topic

maybe the pizza place is walking distance :D

a pleasant walk in that nice cool air to calm tempers and then a some vigorous excercise on the arrival home to warm up again ;-)

sounds good to me!

'Brian was beside us showing all his manhood' made me lol

Brilliant. Pls let us know what happens after the party. I want to hear more about Louise's wetness exploding with a mighty scream in your shower of ecstasy.

Well I have just been in the Cotswolds with my best friend of 36 years and that did not happen to us!

Dammit!

ROFL -that's much better Ken MW but I think that we really need to know some of the finer details. What kind of pizza did you have?

Also, was it a a shower cubicle, or a shower over bath?

or maybe a wet room???? :-o

That's pretty fundamental Heartsease - can you fit 3 in a cubicle? Perhaps it was a walk in?

Oh my god, how did I miss this thread. My friday night would have been soo different. Brilliant stuff.

So how long you we think it will be before Brain ends up under the patio?

It's been bothering me. At first I pictured Brian 'showing all his manhood' through the glass of a cubicle, but then it would be difficult to proceed further (though maybe the door could be left ajar). A shower over bath would limit them to a very linear arrangement. Also, if Brian and Louise have an acrylic bath they might suffer warping and sealant failure.

also, can it be a throbbing manhood in the next update please

Thanks in advance

Saladbomb you missed it cos the thread title is soooooooooo boring and not one that you would nec click on!

No disrespect intended MW.

If the thread title had been

'OMG I am in love with my married bestest ever friend and I think I am going to try it on with her tonight'

there would be double the posts!!

Very true collision, I was only alerted by the high post count. I am sometimes put off if there is too much to catch up on, but this was WELL worth the effort :o

off to find the garlic bread thread....

Warping and sealant failure does sound very unpleasant. I imagine that there would be leakage too.

I hope they will serve 'huge crudités' at the party (cf. garlic bread thread). Maybe with dips.

Poor Brian! Feeling left out and wanting more action!

Am now picturing Brian like Cathy in Wuthering Heights, lonesome outside the window -- "It's meeeee, it's Brian..."

ROFL!!! This thread was sooooo not what I was expecting . Really wish I'd found it yest evening and not this am. Only skim read some as DS crawling round and feels a bit wrong !!

Will be back later

Mega

Well, you did promise me that you'd post the ahem, details from last night and you certainly delivered!

Now I have the awful dilemma of no PC/internet access until Monday!

How will I get through the weekend not knowing what happens after the party tonight?

What about Brian? The shower? The garlic bread? Whoops, wrong thread!

I imagine Brian as having a really nasal, whiny voice. Partly because he is called Brian.

'What about meeeee? Briiiiian? Helloooooooooo? Hellooooooooo?'

Lock him out of the room next time and the two of you can explode with an almighty scream of wetness in a shower of ecstasy built for two.

Oh my goodness you lot are never happy you always want finer details.

Ok so pizza was extra large stuffed crust meat feast. Yes we had garlic bread but no we did not use it as you suggested although Brian using cucumber and frozen garlic bread could be interesting.

This is their shower www.diy.com/diy/jsp/bq/nav.jsp?action=detail&fh_secondid=10567895&fh_view_size=10&fh_eds=%3f&fh_location=%2f%2fcatalog01%2fen_GB%2fcategories%3C{9372014}

Of course Brian was throbbing he is a man watching two woman fulfill his every fantasy.

I am a 36ff bra size Louise is a 34c. If i not too exhausted tomorrow will recount any action after the party.

Nice shower, I am jealous. I'm afraid our step in bath/shower just would not do. I suppose I'd better go and pull up that japanese grass in the front garden incase it gets mistaken for pampas.