Actually i know i am but i fed up

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Have been friends with somebody since we were at pre-school together. She got married 6 years ago and I am now good friends with both her and her husband.

They have both been moaning at me lately about the fact their relationship has turned sour. He today phoned me twice asking if I had heard from her because he was at their house and she was not there again yet promised she would be in for his lunchbreak. I told him she was not with me but may be with her sister. Two hours later he phoned again as she was still not home and he rung again to see if I had heard from her yet. I said I had not but if I did I would tell her he was looking for her. He then asked me if I thought she was cheating on her which I know she is not she is organising big party for his 30th so was out getting decorations etc. I normally am very good and just say she must have been held up somewhere but today I snapped and told him she was and we had been having a lesbian love affair for 6 months. I know it was wrong and might cause major problems for them but I was so fed up of them putting me in the middle and now I don't want to contact either of them because I know I was out of order. (ducks ready for flogging)

Pleb..... your dh is really missing out, no way TV is better than this. My dh says your dh is a lucky man!

he would be if he turned the fecking telly off now and then!

ROFL at garlic bread thread

Breasts heaving with excitement Louise arches backwards screaming with delight while MW twists her teabag tongs

As Louise writhes in delight, Brian reaches into the cling film/miscellaneous drawer and passes MW the Lakeland tea tool.

Getting up off the floor, Brian picks up the discarded cucumber and climbs back onto the bed.... he flings MW and Louise onto their backs and pleasures them both, alternating with the cucumber and the garlic bread (still in it's wrapper obviously - think of the smell!)

Oh my good god Heartease, where the hell did you find that??? Would love to know what you initially typed in google search!

Desperately trying to think of a use for a frozen garlic bread for other thread.....mind is a complete blank though...

much as I would love to continue, I'm effing knackered so loggin off. But rest assured will be back on first thing tomorrow! Can't wait to see what other updates are on both threads!!! Have fun peeps! xx

My best friend gave me one for my birthday.

Ahem.

snort love the way this descends into food porn

Will have to pick this up in the morning too, getting too knackered to type. Have fun all.

MW details please details!

omg, just hilarious - everyone come back am needing company for the next feed!

glad I brought my reclining chair can sleep in the front row so I don't miss a thing

Well I'll be up with the baby at about 3am so I'm hoping for details :)

so mw what did we miss?

nothing!

Anybody for hot chocolate and biscuits?

Just marking my spot for later, I hope we get more than wet place this time thought..

lesbianmummy bit early for hot choc and biscuits for me... how about a lovely coffee and croissant or pain au chocolat?

oh come on, please dont make me wait all day, i have to go out for the day, how can i possibly concentrate on playing with the kids when i havent had my juicy gossip fix!

Jax have run out of coffee but will happily accept some thanks

Ok I promised details so here goes. (I am now regretting posting to start with as you lot are sex mad).

So I arrived at L&B's just after six and although Louise looked hot with her usual sexual charm. I was a bit nervous of how things would happen. I have never been involved in threesomes before. Brian cracked open a bottle of white wine and we and we talked about the sort of things we were happy with and what we were not happy with.

I felt very on edge at this point and could tell Lou & Brian were also on edge we began to talk more but by this point Louise who was sat on the sofa was obviously getting very turned on. She was stroking the back of my neck with her fingernails as she remembered I liked that the other day. I felt unsure how to reciprocate with Brian watching us. I tried to resist her but soon my hands were back where they were the other day sliding up her thighs. I expected her to resist me at least a little with her husband watching but within seconds she was parting her legs for me. I slipped a finger inside her and her wetness was all warm on my fingers. I parted her legs and slipped my tongue inside her. Her body arched as the pleasure seeped through her. The next thing I know Brian was beside me stroking my nipples and making them erect. Louise's ecstatic screams were turning me on so I pulled her down onto the floor next to me and placed her mouth right where I wanted it. Louise quickly got me wet and we lay cradled in each others arms. Brian was so turned on he was gasping. Louise pleasured him with her hands but whilst she was doing this I could not resist using my tongue to pleasure her further. The three of us collapsed panting on the floor. Brian poured as all more wine and we lay together for a while. Louise is a randy little minx and recovered very quickly. She was back where I wanted her in under five minutes. This time Brian left us to it. She had gone and got her rabbit from upstairs and she watched as I pleasured myself with it as I was at the point of climax she removed it and pushed her tongue deep inside me. My body exploded with ecstasy but there was no way she was allowing me to rest. She moved her body until she was hovering over my face and once again pushed her tongue deep inside me. We spent 45 minutes like this until we both collapsed into each others arms.

Brian then came in moaning he was being left out and an argument ensued. Louise suggested they went for pizza. I tried to calm my racing heart whilst they were out but was glad when they got back all smiles. Louise said we had to let Brian join in more or the whole thing was gonna have to stop. I agreed that we would include him more.

After a short rest I pulled Louise upstairs into the shower. I watched the water splashing on her breasts and watched as she lathered her body with soap. Next thing I knew Brian was beside us showing all his manhood. He watched as Louise and I writhed together and the next thing we knew he was taking Louise from behind. With every arch of her body Louise screamed for more and I joined in using my fingers inside her whilst Brian was still behind her. With one almighty scream Louise's wetness exploded and I lowered my face to feel it. After our shower of ecstasy me moved to their bedroom. In the bedroom the three of us just further explored each other. After 3 more hours we just collapsed.

Today is Brian's birthday so we have his party tonight. He thinks it is just him and Louise going out for dinner and has asked that I come back tonight as they are both so turned on by what we did last night. I can't believe he does not know about his party. I wonder what will follow that.....