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Actually i know i am but i fed up

713 replies

megawoman · 23/08/2010 22:01

Have been friends with somebody since we were at pre-school together. She got married 6 years ago and I am now good friends with both her and her husband.

They have both been moaning at me lately about the fact their relationship has turned sour. He today phoned me twice asking if I had heard from her because he was at their house and she was not there again yet promised she would be in for his lunchbreak. I told him she was not with me but may be with her sister. Two hours later he phoned again as she was still not home and he rung again to see if I had heard from her yet. I said I had not but if I did I would tell her he was looking for her. He then asked me if I thought she was cheating on her which I know she is not she is organising big party for his 30th so was out getting decorations etc. I normally am very good and just say she must have been held up somewhere but today I snapped and told him she was and we had been having a lesbian love affair for 6 months. I know it was wrong and might cause major problems for them but I was so fed up of them putting me in the middle and now I don't want to contact either of them because I know I was out of order. (ducks ready for flogging)

OP posts:
SparkleRainbow · 27/08/2010 22:45

Pass the tena ladies I really need one now!

Pleb1969 · 27/08/2010 22:45

Sparkle, this is what happens when you are 41, married for 12 years with 3 sons. You don't physically DO sex anymore, you imagine it! so much better than the reality I find! (think MW may be in the same boat...)

Pleb1969 · 27/08/2010 22:47

I'm not sure if MW can come up with any better scenarios that we have tbh! I may start a new thread '101 thing to do with a garlic bread'. I am SO loving Mumsnet!

Mouseface · 27/08/2010 22:49

OOOoooo - yes Pleb. Do!!!! Grin

I'm away this weekend so I'm hoping that MW is here before I go tomorrow. I can't wait until Monday!! I'll combust!!

Wink
SparkleRainbow · 27/08/2010 22:50

How about 101 things to do with Tunnocks caramel wafers...think scottishmummy could get us started on that one.

DH says there is some football on but can't tear himself away from "poring" over my shoulder to watch it. Grin

SparkleRainbow · 27/08/2010 22:52
Pleb1969 · 27/08/2010 22:53

Lesbo Sex Orgy part XXX:
As the melting Phish Food slowly dribbles its way down, Louise drops to her knees and slowly licks every drop off MW's shuddering body. MW lays on the kitchen floor, as Louise opens the freezer agin and removes some ice-cubes...

SparkleRainbow · 27/08/2010 22:56

Brian (with his fifth pair of fresh pants (yes he is a pants boy)) watches as his pizza slice slowly droops.

Mouseface · 27/08/2010 22:57

..... she places on just aroudn the edge of MW's sex. Letting it melt, slowly. Brian is there but stays back. Louise lets the ice melt completely before tasting MW's wetness.....

Pleb1969 · 27/08/2010 22:58

omg! my garlic bread post has a reply already! pmsl!

Mouseface · 27/08/2010 22:58

Sorry for errors, too excited to type!! Grin

Off to fill up the garlic bread thread!!

SparkleRainbow · 27/08/2010 23:00

Already been there, starting well....

LesbianMummy1 · 27/08/2010 23:01

giggling now as garlic thread getting responses and nobody has asked who Brian is Grin

Pleb1969 · 27/08/2010 23:02

Loving this, what a fab way to end a long and boring week. I am so logging on to MN every day from now on!

Mouseface · 27/08/2010 23:04

Pleb - have you seen what you've started over there?!! Grin

Pleb1969 · 27/08/2010 23:05

sneaks away to check if she has any garlic bread hiding at the back of the freezer

Pleb1969 · 27/08/2010 23:05

I know! I didn't think I'd end up with 20 sodding recipes!

SparkleRainbow · 27/08/2010 23:07

Do Lidl M&S deliver? Or is cucumber a suitable alternative? Grin

Mouseface · 27/08/2010 23:07

Off to bed, sorry! Be back in the morning to mop catch up. Grin

Pleb1969 · 27/08/2010 23:10

back to the ice cubes I think... Brian, realising his pizza slice has gone a tad limp, shuffles out to the kitchen to find his wife straddling MW wielding a chilled cucumber and some teabag tongs. Not wanting to miss out on the fun, he persuades both rampant horny beasts to follow him upstairs. fetching Louises silk scarves from the drawer, he ties MW to the bed and blindfolds her. 'Time for a game' he says, and proceeds to attach the teabag tongs to her left nipple. Squeezing gently, she moans softly and he passes the tongs to Louise. As she bends over MW to administer the teabag tongs torture, he enters her from behind...

SparkleRainbow · 27/08/2010 23:11

but mouse this is so addictive, what if you miss MW postin some titbits - poor choice of language? Confused

mumbar · 27/08/2010 23:11

can't believe I have spent an hour on phone to my friend and missed all ths Shock

Off to check out garlic bread thread. Wink

Pleb1969 · 27/08/2010 23:11

'fucking hell Brian!' Louise screams 'wrong bloody hole!' and she turns round and twats him with the cucumber...

Heartsease · 27/08/2010 23:13

This thread is amazing Grin. MW can't make us wait till tomorrow, surely? With any luck Louise and Brian will have to nip out again, perhaps for a kebab and an extra kitchen roll.

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