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Actually i know i am but i fed up

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megawoman · 23/08/2010 22:01

Have been friends with somebody since we were at pre-school together. She got married 6 years ago and I am now good friends with both her and her husband.

They have both been moaning at me lately about the fact their relationship has turned sour. He today phoned me twice asking if I had heard from her because he was at their house and she was not there again yet promised she would be in for his lunchbreak. I told him she was not with me but may be with her sister. Two hours later he phoned again as she was still not home and he rung again to see if I had heard from her yet. I said I had not but if I did I would tell her he was looking for her. He then asked me if I thought she was cheating on her which I know she is not she is organising big party for his 30th so was out getting decorations etc. I normally am very good and just say she must have been held up somewhere but today I snapped and told him she was and we had been having a lesbian love affair for 6 months. I know it was wrong and might cause major problems for them but I was so fed up of them putting me in the middle and now I don't want to contact either of them because I know I was out of order. (ducks ready for flogging)

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megawoman · 27/08/2010 21:52

Hi all really quick one while Brian and Louise go and get us a pizza. Tonight has been absolutely amazing. I am so horny it's not true. We have had two and a half hours of solid passion. Louise and I got our wish as whilst Brian is joining in he is quite happy watching us two please each other.

I am so glad my dc's are away as this looks like it could go on all night. Will fill in details in morning Wink. Bye for now.

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JaxTellersOldLady · 27/08/2010 21:52

I'm here... havent missed much then.

I have a large bag of peanut M&Ms and one of Maltesers, I will share nicely Grin

Mouseface · 27/08/2010 21:58

Why do I feel let down? Where are the sordid details MW? Norty, leaving us all gagging for more......

Do I read too much Nancy Friday? God, I may have to drag DH off to bed......... He'll think I'm ill! Grin

mumbar · 27/08/2010 22:00

MW - pizza can take a while on a Friday night- surely just a snippet of info Grin

megawoman · 27/08/2010 22:02

mouseface they will be back soon so not got time to fill you in too much. I also don't want them to feel I have lost interest. If they come in and find me on their laptop it may look suspicious. I promise more details in morning once i'm sore i have slept

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Mouseface · 27/08/2010 22:03

I am holding you to that MW!!! I have witnesses! Lots!! Grin

megawoman · 27/08/2010 22:06

ok mouseface I promise. I can not believe how sexual I feel. Louise has been a right horny minx so i will retell all the sordid details passion in the morning got to go I can hear their car

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SparkleRainbow · 27/08/2010 22:09

DH wants to know how many times Brian has had to change his underwear?

Mouseface · 27/08/2010 22:11

Sparkle - Grin hilfuckinlarious!! And eeewwww!

SparkleRainbow · 27/08/2010 22:21

Haven't they heard or pizza delivery, and why does it take two to collect it? Two could have stayed behind and provided us with more sordid details!

Pleb1969 · 27/08/2010 22:23

oops, got my Brians and Kevins mixed up, maybe because a friend of mine (called Kevin) facebooked that he was on his way to Wales earlier. But I digress... (plus, my 72 year old dad is called Brian so this could end up with me in therapy but here goes...) OK, while we're waiting for Megaorgasm to get back to us I'll try and help you popcorn munchers along. Plus I have now consumed a whole bottle of wine so don't give a flying what I type! So where were we? In my version Kevin/Brian is happily watching Louise and MW have a good breast cupping/wetness feeling session. In MW's version they have just gone for pizza. Hmm, how to top that eh? Ok, so Louise and Brian get back with a steaming hot pizza to catch MW tapping away on their laptop 'ooh MW,what are you doing? log off now you naughty girl and get over here for a steaming hot 12 inch meatfeast!' MW quickly slams the laptop shut and sashays across the lounge. Grabbing the box from Brians hands she tears it open and suggestively licks his stuffed crust...

Mouseface · 27/08/2010 22:24

Good point! Two, as in MW and Louise, could stay at the house playing whilst Brian went to the pub get pizza.

Mouseface · 27/08/2010 22:25

Pleb - just brilliant....

SparkleRainbow · 27/08/2010 22:26

Exactly mouseface.....please continue Pleb, much more entertaining Grin

Pleb1969 · 27/08/2010 22:28

...not to be outdone, Louise grabs his pepporami and licks it from shaft to tip, never taking her eyes from MW's lips, which are slightly parted and moist. Leaving Brian to the pizza and remote control, they lie on the floor and take it in turns to smear mozzarella and tomato base over each others erect nipples before sensually licking it off. Once the pizza has been consumed they move to the kitchen to find more foodstuffs to continue their mad lesbo sex orgy. Opening the freezer, their eyes light up at the sight of a large frozen baguette...
Someone else take over, I need to get that next bottle open!

Pleb1969 · 27/08/2010 22:34

not only that, it's a tad offputting with DH watching the Kray Twins film in the same room. Not quite the right ambience, ya know?

SparkleRainbow · 27/08/2010 22:36

....with more than a little apprehension at the prospect of the frigid temperature,MW opens her mouth and sensuously licks the end of the baguette. Louise looks looks on in awe, but quickly says, that's not what we're really here for, if you want to turn me on grab a fish cake, or two meringues with some of mouse's cream between then (or a "RABBIT") and.......

Mouseface · 27/08/2010 22:37

..............Louise pulls MW to the freezer, move the baguette to revel a tub of Ben & Jerry's Phish Food. She opens the tub and smears some across MW's pert nipples. Brian comes over to lick it off. He takes the left side, Louise the right. The ice-cream starts to trickle down MW's chest and toned stomach towards her warm, wet lady garden.

Brian and Louise both want to be the first to lick that line of ice-cream off MW, who will it be........

SparkleRainbow · 27/08/2010 22:38

You mean he isn't pouring over your shoulder while you write this stuff.....missed opportunity Pleb's dh!!!

Pleb1969 · 27/08/2010 22:39

ewww Sparkle, noooo! He might get ideas! I'm quite happy for him to lay like a beached whale on the couch while I have fun on here!

SparkleRainbow · 27/08/2010 22:40

MW can't wait while they decided so she cups her own breast and licks it off provocatively whilst Louise......

SparkleRainbow · 27/08/2010 22:41

Pleb you are much better at this than me!

Pleb1969 · 27/08/2010 22:43

and please tell me you meant poring... looked up pouring on google and it says 'gushing profusely' (I think a little bit of sick came up then)

SparkleRainbow · 27/08/2010 22:44

dripping in anticipation thought a nice tunnocks caramel wafer would go well with that.

Mouseface · 27/08/2010 22:44

Grin pleb!!! Yes, I think poring not gushing.

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