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Actually i know i am but i fed up

713 replies

megawoman · 23/08/2010 22:01

Have been friends with somebody since we were at pre-school together. She got married 6 years ago and I am now good friends with both her and her husband.

They have both been moaning at me lately about the fact their relationship has turned sour. He today phoned me twice asking if I had heard from her because he was at their house and she was not there again yet promised she would be in for his lunchbreak. I told him she was not with me but may be with her sister. Two hours later he phoned again as she was still not home and he rung again to see if I had heard from her yet. I said I had not but if I did I would tell her he was looking for her. He then asked me if I thought she was cheating on her which I know she is not she is organising big party for his 30th so was out getting decorations etc. I normally am very good and just say she must have been held up somewhere but today I snapped and told him she was and we had been having a lesbian love affair for 6 months. I know it was wrong and might cause major problems for them but I was so fed up of them putting me in the middle and now I don't want to contact either of them because I know I was out of order. (ducks ready for flogging)

OP posts:
mumbar · 27/08/2010 18:58

Just made a coffee Hmm

Sat here with pc - put ds to bed as he was hogging laptop is tired and has swimming early.

mumbar · 27/08/2010 18:58
  • sprayed rather
jumpforjoy · 27/08/2010 19:00

just marking my place

cupcakesandbunting · 27/08/2010 19:07

Got any Stilton there, Mouseface?

Jazmyn · 27/08/2010 19:18
TheLadyEvenstar · 27/08/2010 19:21

ohhh they have been at it 35 minutes now woohoo....

nomorebooze · 27/08/2010 19:28

bloody hilarious this thread Grin just been catching up, read entire thing. how addictive!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! hope theres some interesting goss to come, lol. xx

Pleb1969 · 27/08/2010 19:45

I think it may go something like 'Well I went to Louise's house wearing nothing but a smile under my raincoat. She opened the door and I fell into her arms. Kevin was laying on the sofa, the hint of a smile playing about his lips. Louise and I kissed, tentatively at first, and then passionately, forgetting Kevin was even in the room. She took me by the hand, and led me to the bedroom...' How'm I doing so far? The above was typed with the aid of 2 glasses of wine (hic!). Blimey, I could do this for a living!

TheLadyEvenstar · 27/08/2010 19:54

pleb bloody hell you are good...carry on!!

tholeon · 27/08/2010 19:56

Who's Kevin?? Brian is the bloke around here...

Or is there a Kevin too? Are we talking 4-somes?? What have I managed to miss??

collision · 27/08/2010 20:03

DH is back from New York and I am waiting to tell him this Mumsnet Lesbo Story....... need a few more juicy details...........

SparkleRainbow · 27/08/2010 20:22

What did he bring you back from NY?

Mouseface · 27/08/2010 20:28

Erm..... Stilton, yes. Here you go cupcakes.

Who was it asking about Nancy Friday? I have 2 of her books, Women On Top and Men On Top.

Both are full of sexual fantasies. Great bedtime reading as long as you remember it's a 'rabbit' that you need, not a guineapig!!! Grin

stoppingat3 · 27/08/2010 20:32

Have sent DH off to get chinese - >
Will keep checking in for updates

SparkleRainbow · 27/08/2010 20:33

Scottishmummy was uninitiated in the "wonders" of Nancy Friday's literature, this thread is a valuable source of information.

DH has just brought me a hot chocolate....anyone want one...?

How long have they been at it now?

SparkleRainbow · 27/08/2010 20:35

Pleb feel free to fill in time until we get details, you were really good! Is there a creative writing emoticon?

Mouseface · 27/08/2010 20:37

Sparkle - a hot chocolate what? Grin

Erm , not sure how long.....depends on the foreplay? Tea and cake before hand? Freshening up?

Or just lots of 'Brace yourself Brian, I'm about to fuck your wife six ways from Sunday'??? Grin

mumbar · 27/08/2010 20:37

oh crispy duck Smile

LOL at the number dh's joining this thread.

Mills and Boon does mumsnet Wink

clams · 27/08/2010 20:50

Brilliant. Promised to cook DH dinner. But then I got addicted to this thread and when he got back from work 10 minutes ago I was laid on the couch slumped over laptop laughing so much that I stammered something about Brian and Louise being lesbians with pampas grass outside their homes and a penchant for Tunnocks wafers. He doesn't look that impressed because I can't explain to him without bursting out laughing.

Mouseface · 27/08/2010 21:02

clams - brilliant!! Spaghetti hoops on toast? Something quick?

clams · 27/08/2010 21:09

In an about-turn worthy of someone who starts a thread about an amusing put down, then is in love with her best mate, a love which is then reciprocated, which then becomes a threesome... DH is now showing his 1st ever sign of interest in something to do with mumsnet. And I've rang for Chinese food!

collision · 27/08/2010 21:11

peanut butter M&Ms!!

Mouseface · 27/08/2010 21:19

Excellent clams! Take-away here too, no way I was going into the kitchen for longer than is needed to put out.

Food, that is!! Wink

clams · 27/08/2010 21:39

Nice one Mouseface. I was desperate for some balls. Chinese pork balls. But has MW had her fish soup yet is the real issue? (Sorry, that is a bit minging!)

WickedWitchSouthWest · 27/08/2010 21:45

Right then, what have i missed?