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Actually i know i am but i fed up

713 replies

megawoman · 23/08/2010 22:01

Have been friends with somebody since we were at pre-school together. She got married 6 years ago and I am now good friends with both her and her husband.

They have both been moaning at me lately about the fact their relationship has turned sour. He today phoned me twice asking if I had heard from her because he was at their house and she was not there again yet promised she would be in for his lunchbreak. I told him she was not with me but may be with her sister. Two hours later he phoned again as she was still not home and he rung again to see if I had heard from her yet. I said I had not but if I did I would tell her he was looking for her. He then asked me if I thought she was cheating on her which I know she is not she is organising big party for his 30th so was out getting decorations etc. I normally am very good and just say she must have been held up somewhere but today I snapped and told him she was and we had been having a lesbian love affair for 6 months. I know it was wrong and might cause major problems for them but I was so fed up of them putting me in the middle and now I don't want to contact either of them because I know I was out of order. (ducks ready for flogging)

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sanielle · 25/08/2010 21:31

No Union Jack bodice ripping and no Irn Bru. I agree, 3 out of 10.

scottishmummy · 25/08/2010 21:32

that would be a clever permutation,brian and lou posting

SeaShellsOnTheSeaShore · 25/08/2010 21:33

Grin love the fanfiction earlier-mn at it's best Wink marking spot for Friday as there's nought on tv!

scottishmummy · 25/08/2010 21:35

im aw talk unlike megawoman who is a real goer

megawoman · 25/08/2010 21:39

I not around much tomorrow but I have budget of £300 if anybody wants to find me and Louise any bits from ann summers for friday. we are both size 10/12 clothes. I get the feeling we have both lost our inhibitions now so all suggestions gratefully received.

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scottishmummy · 25/08/2010 21:42

hoik yer puppies
scrub yer nan
go for available and easy access garments.dont fanny about. oh hell do fanny about,and relay details

sanielle · 25/08/2010 21:51

I think you should paint yourselves in the colours of his favourite foot ball team and roll around in beer. The poor man won't be bale to contain himself when he has his 3 favourtie things on a plate. He'll finish in his pants and you and your mate will be left to it.

LesbianMummy1 · 25/08/2010 21:52

sanielle Grin

missbeehiving · 25/08/2010 21:59

Please wear this mega woman. It's so fitting!

scottishmummy · 25/08/2010 22:00

is it actually poss to spend £300 in ann summers,not inc shop fittings

megawoman · 25/08/2010 22:03

sm I don't honestly know I just know that is how much money I have left from last months work. Obviously I would rather not spend all of it but that is my limit

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AnyFucker · 25/08/2010 22:09

300 quid ??

that is one expensive kinky shag !

collision · 25/08/2010 22:10

Taking into account that you have children, was this your first encounter with a woman?

What was it like to kiss a woman and did it just feel right?

Did you talk afterwards about what had happened? Did you both freak out? Did Louise feel guilty at being unfaithful to Brian?

Please answer my questions............

AnyFucker · 25/08/2010 22:13

collision...are you hoping to get in there too ? Grin

megawoman · 25/08/2010 22:15

collision in answer to your question

I experimented with Louise when we were teenagers but I have not experimented since.

I have known I was gay for about two years but not wanted to act on feelings.

Today felt so right and I don't know about Louise feeling guilty as she is at home with her dh but I know it has just made me crave friday more.

She definitely only left as she had to pick her dd up from nursery otherwise I think she would have stayed

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Gibbon · 25/08/2010 22:19

experiment, always makes me imagine lab partners

you mean you tounged each other with a little touching up over jumpers yes?

touch up - God I'm showing my age.

megawoman · 25/08/2010 22:20

gibbon we went slightly further than that but not like it was today

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sanielle · 25/08/2010 22:21

I'm seeing more typos.

Right kids, which of you are typing one handed?

Shock
TheLadyEvenstar · 25/08/2010 22:21

Well I haven't read anymore since I posted this morning can anyone fill me in on whats happened

scottishmummy · 25/08/2010 22:22

shes not compelled to submit an affidavit or answer q's.its as bawdy funny tale,no need to seek corroboration or answers

collision · 25/08/2010 22:24

AF - Grin Nah! but I really am intrigued by the events of today!

what did she say afterwards?

megawoman · 25/08/2010 22:24

theladyevenstar see here

megawoman Wed 25-Aug-10 20:19:54

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BrianAndHisBalls · 25/08/2010 22:24

SHE BETTER BE feeling fuckan guilty!!! THats my wife your talking about!!!!

Gibbon · 25/08/2010 22:24

I need details SM

I can't live vicariously without details

BrianAndHisBalls · 25/08/2010 22:25

I no YOUR lyeing cos shes never bin dripping wet be4

u r gonna get sum friday