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AIBU?

Share your dilemmas and get honest opinions from other Mumsnetters.

Actually i know i am but i fed up

713 replies

megawoman · 23/08/2010 22:01

Have been friends with somebody since we were at pre-school together. She got married 6 years ago and I am now good friends with both her and her husband.

They have both been moaning at me lately about the fact their relationship has turned sour. He today phoned me twice asking if I had heard from her because he was at their house and she was not there again yet promised she would be in for his lunchbreak. I told him she was not with me but may be with her sister. Two hours later he phoned again as she was still not home and he rung again to see if I had heard from her yet. I said I had not but if I did I would tell her he was looking for her. He then asked me if I thought she was cheating on her which I know she is not she is organising big party for his 30th so was out getting decorations etc. I normally am very good and just say she must have been held up somewhere but today I snapped and told him she was and we had been having a lesbian love affair for 6 months. I know it was wrong and might cause major problems for them but I was so fed up of them putting me in the middle and now I don't want to contact either of them because I know I was out of order. (ducks ready for flogging)

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tholeon · 25/08/2010 20:54

Mega I am sure that he will. He sounds like a very accomodating bloke.

so what are you going to bring with you on Friday? A bottle of Cava? Matching stocking and suspender sets for you and BF?? A bow tie and a posing pouch for Brian??

scottishmummy · 25/08/2010 20:55

righty so brian,louise and..trevor..gary..jim.anyhoo keep us all interested with tit-bits

tholeon · 25/08/2010 20:56

eek can't spell. Sorry. Carried away in heat and excitement of vicarious (how do you spell that???) moments...

megawoman · 25/08/2010 20:58

sm I am 100% woman if I was a bloke there would be something wrong with my genitalia.

I am tempted to spend my time in ann summers after kids go on friday before i meet them

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SparkleRainbow · 25/08/2010 20:58

DH hoping all this excitement will lead somewhere for him tonight!

scottishmummy · 25/08/2010 21:00

lol,had to ask!you are all woman all over the house now

SparkleRainbow · 25/08/2010 21:03

Sparkles DH - ann summers or one of the many internet sites is well worth it for the second time. Brian and louise and you will be just getting you kit off and getting down to it the first time.

scottishmummy · 25/08/2010 21:04

did you shower or still sniffing hand now as typing

ALovelyBunchOfCoconuts · 25/08/2010 21:06

I have read this whole thread.... Hilarious

Waiting with bated breath til Friday :o

FallingWithStyle · 25/08/2010 21:09

Bleurgh @ hand sniffing!! You just know though, don't you....

scottishmummy · 25/08/2010 21:09

ah yes lovin this thread.muchos funny,by friday i expect a beefed up account.after mw has perused news of world,sun for romp accounts

megawoman · 25/08/2010 21:10

no have not showered but maybe that is somewhere me and Louise can try on Friday. I am hoping we can get Brian drunk and leave him be for a while. I suppose is all fairness we could let him join in for a while but I'm not promising. If today was anything to go by he will not get a look in.

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SparkleRainbow · 25/08/2010 21:12

SM - this DH - are you referring to me!

missbeehiving · 25/08/2010 21:12

I am loving SM's salacious side.

MW - could we hgave some dressing up please for Friday?

Gibbon · 25/08/2010 21:13

lmfao @ found her wetness

Was she dripping wet in every way?

And I laughed harder at pert nipples and cupped her breasts.

classic

scottishmummy · 25/08/2010 21:14

who the hell husband are you?louise cuckold man?travis bickle?and what are you on about

jumpforjoy · 25/08/2010 21:18

I happened across this thread today, it has been very funny especially the MN fanfiction this afternoon.... However, SM the sniffing fingers was below the belt!!:{

miniwedge · 25/08/2010 21:19

Am loving the crappy attempt at readers wives style story telling. Grin

3/10 for content op but 10/10 for keeping at it.

SM is my new mumsnet heroine. Grin

SparkleRainbow · 25/08/2010 21:20

Was my DH, think he was referring to the hand sniffing and showering I believe... has left the scene now

jumpforjoy · 25/08/2010 21:20

MW good luck for friday, my DP will be home and hogging the computer looking at the horse racing forum. Might have to steal DD laptop to check in how it all went.

scottishmummy · 25/08/2010 21:20

indeed it was below waist line i believe,lol at suggesting whats on for a shagfest thread

jumpforjoy · 25/08/2010 21:22

SM fair point.lol

scottishmummy · 25/08/2010 21:24

i like a tenacious guess what thread.v funny

missbeehiving · 25/08/2010 21:28

Perhaps Louise or Brian will pop by MW's tommorrow? Will there be pampas grass? A guest appearance by a Tunnocks? Who knows. This is very entertaining.

AnyFucker · 25/08/2010 21:29

I have learned something today...

scottishmummy is a dirty mare