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Actually i know i am but i fed up

713 replies

megawoman · 23/08/2010 22:01

Have been friends with somebody since we were at pre-school together. She got married 6 years ago and I am now good friends with both her and her husband.

They have both been moaning at me lately about the fact their relationship has turned sour. He today phoned me twice asking if I had heard from her because he was at their house and she was not there again yet promised she would be in for his lunchbreak. I told him she was not with me but may be with her sister. Two hours later he phoned again as she was still not home and he rung again to see if I had heard from her yet. I said I had not but if I did I would tell her he was looking for her. He then asked me if I thought she was cheating on her which I know she is not she is organising big party for his 30th so was out getting decorations etc. I normally am very good and just say she must have been held up somewhere but today I snapped and told him she was and we had been having a lesbian love affair for 6 months. I know it was wrong and might cause major problems for them but I was so fed up of them putting me in the middle and now I don't want to contact either of them because I know I was out of order. (ducks ready for flogging)

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scottishmummy · 25/08/2010 22:26

yowsa!brian here to catch up on tippin the velvet

BrianAndHisBalls · 25/08/2010 22:29

whats TippING THE vELVET? My missus is no muff diver, shes more than satisfied with me

WE hAVE sexy times no need 4 Edith to get in on the act

EDITH - GET YOUr own girlfriend leave my missus ALONE!!

LushLickableLustyLouise · 25/08/2010 22:30

Brian - you know I need more

BrianAndHisBalls · 25/08/2010 22:32

Sad more thaN a 'BRACE Urself love IM COMINg in'?

IM GOING 2 BED

scottishmummy · 25/08/2010 22:32

TTV sapphic romp y'all on 1st names now,nice.seeing you all share fluids and the same burd

sanielle · 25/08/2010 22:38

Brian you don't need them.. They don't want you.

Come to sanielle, she'll make you happy. Dh will be gone tomorrow until 6.

megawoman · 25/08/2010 22:39

sanielle can't you have him friday leave me and louise to it Wink

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sanielle · 25/08/2010 22:42

Yes, that'll do. Brian and his balls can visit then. Send Louise round Saturday though. I've been meaniing to give it a go.

megawoman · 25/08/2010 22:43

no sanielle she is mine it taken me this long to get my hands on her you can keep yours off

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TheLadyEvenstar · 25/08/2010 22:44

is that all that happened??? jeez I could give better details of what I have done Wink

LushLickableLustyLouise · 25/08/2010 22:44

I told you I was craving some kitty kitty and you bought me a cat.

megawoman · 25/08/2010 22:46

I know you are not my louise as I got nothing but ecstasy noises from you earlier my chin is still wet

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scottishmummy · 25/08/2010 22:46

love when mn swops work.swop the missus for a shot at another man missus.whilst her best mate shags her raw- ach bless

LushLickableLustyLouise · 25/08/2010 22:46

Anyhow, I'm off to the spare room to pet my kitty.

megawoman · 25/08/2010 22:48

Louise I only round the corner are you coming to me or shall I come to you Brian can please himself.

I so wish you were my Louise I would not have to wait two more days

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Gibbon · 25/08/2010 22:49

My friend spent an entire day at work sniffing his beard once.

scottishmummy · 25/08/2010 22:49

beats sniffing someone else beard i suppose

Gibbon · 25/08/2010 22:55

Agree, he offered me a sniff of his but I explained that the smell of his boyfriends bum would not evoke such lovely memories for me.

scottishmummy · 25/08/2010 22:58

LOL,face sitting odour not to your taste then?unsurprising given it wasnt your face or bum of choice

BrightLightBrightLight · 25/08/2010 22:59

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Gibbon · 25/08/2010 23:02

exactly SM

I hadn't even met his boyfriend at that point.

Gibbon · 25/08/2010 23:02

I'm off to bed now

What's the betting I lay awake thinking of cupped breasts and chins that smell of bum.

AnyFucker · 25/08/2010 23:04

only if you are very lucky, gibbo Grin

megawoman · 25/08/2010 23:06

I'm off to bed too although only two days til I can sleep with Louise again. I not gonna have trouble sleeping today as I am still on cloud 9.

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Gibbon · 25/08/2010 23:08

Grin AF

Right really am buggering off now.

This thread is going to get so many hits on Saturday morning.