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Jordan and Alex Reid marry in Las Vegas...ha ha ha ha ha

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Megglevache · 03/02/2010 08:11

...ha, ha, ha, ha

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lilymolly · 03/02/2010 08:11

just heard that on radio 1 news..peter andre is on chris moyles so it will be interesting to hear what he says about it!

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Megglevache · 03/02/2010 08:13

Oh I bet Peter Andre is pooing his pants, sales of his forgetable album will be harder to earn..

How some people live eh?

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BitOfFun · 03/02/2010 08:17

Oh great move! And how lovely for her childen.

The Tories must be thrilled at this modern icon showing youngsters the special status the institution of marriage has in our society too-how marvellous

LIZS · 03/02/2010 08:18

oh fgs . Those poor kids, they must ahve such a tenuous graps on reality and stability.

Northernlurker · 03/02/2010 08:20

Now come on everybody - lets not judge. I'm sure Katie and Alex will be very happy together, take their marriage vows very seriously and will spend the next 40 years.......no I can't keep it up

What is a cage fighter anyway?

BitOfFun · 03/02/2010 08:21

I wonder if Jedward were pageboys? Or perhaps ringbearers would be better. I'm sure we will find out in Heat or Hello- I think I missed the announcement in the Times.

cilitbang · 03/02/2010 08:25

rocky....no! what have you done?

Could of seen that one coming - "she had the idea while he was in the house"....more like when he won!

more children to come....nice

TheFoosa · 03/02/2010 08:30

oh dear

I can't think of anything nice to say so I will keep shtum

GetOrfMoiLand · 03/02/2010 08:31

Shit.

Bang goes my theory that Kate and Peter would get back together, get remarried, special edition of OK, pregnant by xmas.

Never mind.

Don't care much really - Joprdan and Alex seem as vacuous and fame hungry as each other.

Peter is a self obsesssed twat as well, to be honest he must be gutted, as he is out of the headlines now.

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Megglevache · 03/02/2010 08:46

Agree with you Getorf... A shower of them!

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upahill · 03/02/2010 08:51

Oh did he win CBB? I'd forgotten about that programme.

pagwatch · 03/02/2010 08:56

oh I thinkit is a good thing. Children with autism just thrive on lots of change, especially if it is sudden. And can't we all do with another twat in our lives for a year or two?

Rindercella · 03/02/2010 08:59

By BoF: "I think I missed the announcement in the Times"

cilitbang · 03/02/2010 09:29

Is her child autisic?

geordieminx · 03/02/2010 09:36

I quite like Alex [blush... had a "bit of a dream" bout him the other night

I think she seems to thrive on having a "lapdog", and needs to be the more poweful/higher earner in a relationship.

When it was looking like Pete's career was taking off she got all insecure and jealous. She wants someone to stay at home and be all impressed by her... hence the "unknown" Alex... although I cant imagine she was very pleased that he won CBB...

BunnyLebowski · 03/02/2010 09:43

Pair of cunty fame-whores.

I think Holy Moly got it right describing Alex as an 'elbow-nosed wazbot'.

geordieminx I'd be in therapy if I had a dirty dream about that cretin. He looks like a condom stuffed full of walnuts. And has about the same IQ.

Miggsie · 03/02/2010 09:45

...I liked the radio report report this morning that it was a "private" ceremony.

Just their publicist and a magazine photographer and OK magazine...then announced to the world.

That is not "private".

I think they had a small ceremony as they don't actually have any friends...or at least, no friends who could sit thorugh the ceremony without laughing.

Thise poor kids.

compo · 03/02/2010 09:46

How did they get there so quick? I thought they were doing all these magazine interviews, he should be here cashing in on his bb win
bet her living camera crew were there

LynetteScavo · 03/02/2010 09:47

I'm sure they will be very happy together.

For about 18 months.

PrivetDancer · 03/02/2010 09:48

oh it's just all too predictable. If Dane had won CBB, she'd be back with him by now..

TheChicOfIt · 03/02/2010 09:50

Agree with Bunny - AR is vile looking - his skin looks like it is covered in cheap foundation (probably is...)

I thought it was funny when PA allegedly called him a "cage fighting tranny" .

Just the sort of wholesome relationship you would want your children to be party to.

I actually quite like PA, but the other two are just morons.

And why do people need to fly half way across the world to get married in a "low key" ceremony?

What's wrong with the local registry office?

Apparently the ceremony was filmed for her TV show.........

midnightexpress · 03/02/2010 09:51

'he looks like a condom full of walnuts'

ROFL

sungirltan · 03/02/2010 09:53

bitoffun brill! even my toy dh said 'hmm, point taken' re marraige!

NorbertDentressangle · 03/02/2010 09:53

She's married the bloke that she very publicly dumped, only a few months ago, on national TV when she came out of the jungle?

BethNoire · 03/02/2010 09:54

Clitbang- amongst other things I beleive.

And yes, what Pag said.

Aftewr which I amstruggling to raise an eyebrow in interest. Ah yes here it comes...er ...oh no,toomcuh effort.

ho hum humdrum

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