Jordan and Alex Reid marry in Las Vegas...ha ha ha ha ha

[Megglevache]

...ha, ha, ha, ha

LOL, I think Roxanne or whatever his name is looked better than her in drag!
Bride of Frankenstein springs to mind!
Imagine getting pregnant with all that toxic waste going around their bodies, him with his steroids n fake tan injections and tablets and her with botox and goodness knows what else
I don't think she can have anymore anyway as I'm sure your only aloud up to three cesareans (least that was what I was told!) and she's def. not the type to go Au natural it's just not what she does! Mind you she can get it all stitched back up, what do they call it? Designer V**a?
Please don't allow her to adopt it's just wrong on so many levels she can def. offer money but robotic mum cant offer anything else not even a loving comforting warm smile to a child.

I think this woman has gone just about as low as she can ever go.

Honestly, can anyone think of anything she could do to damage her reputation both as a human being as a mother any further?

I should think that ever her closest family despair of how on earth they are going to try and defend her and put a positive spin on the dysfunctional way she lives her life.

It is a good job that those children have Peter Andre to look after them (even if he is ably assisted by paid helpers). At least they do seem to have one responsible and caring parent who does put them first.

Price pays lip service to the notion of caring about her children and putting them first with all the hot air she spouts in OK! magazine and on ITV2 but her actions totally contradict that. No doubt they will always be provided for well financially but what about the rest of what they need to grow up as well balanced, well rounded human beings? They'll have to rely on their father for that because she sure as hell aint got it in her to provide it.

Apparently, she is being a bitch to Alex already and has been having a go at everyone in Vegas.

What a surprise.

I give it 6 months, unless they have a baby, in which case I give it a year (from now)

The woman needs a slap guidance, she's clearly not doing well, I find it hard to feel sorry for her.
If PA can manage to come out well, then why can't she?

She is being badly advised, and she is going to explode.

I don't think it's a case of being "badly advised" more like she won't be advised!

The team of yes people who she employs to laugh at her crass jokes and her constant cringeworthy refernces to her sex life which make them feel like they wish the ground would open and swallow them up, are hardly going to do anything that she wouldn't approve of.

If they tried to, they'd be on a hiding to nothing. Price would simply sack them for insubordination - and probably sue them to boot! If she did that, she'd soon find another "management team". There's no shortage of yes people out there who are quite happy to be paid thousands and thousands of pounds to agree with this absolute monstrosity of a woman and massage her planet sized ego.

Shouldn't Alex be promoting his Celeb Big Brother win and making his own way in the world without being dragged down around by her ?

Give it a year when she dumps him and then he will become a has been whilst she trotts off to marry the father of her next child in a blaze of publicity.

so is she pregnant or not?

Apparantly Alex is the one with morning sickness just now!! LOL!

They are now saying it was a nanny she quickly sent to the school to tell Junior as she didn't want it coming from school and didn't think it was any of Pete's business. Such a shame she didn't think to say to them before or even better taken them with her- would that not be normal behaviour?
I laughed when they tried to say it was a private low key wedding! - Yeah just the two of them- NOT! No just a film crew and four friends! Now we have to endure seeing it plastered around magazines until the proper £3million reception deal in the summer!
Lets boycott all mags and papers and TV shows with her in it that way we are not adding to her income, maybe then she will become a proper family focused mum and will actually spend time with those kids not just money? What do you think?

Apparently she announced on GMTV this mornign that they are already "trying for a baby". No one expected that did they? YAWN.

She's also having a wedding blessing in the summer - so queue huge OK! splash with weeks and weeks of run up to it all. Huge, unfeasibly large, orange cartoon breasts spilling out over the top of unfeasibly tight-corsetted tacky, pink, unfeasibly large and frothy crystalised wedding gown, guest list of unfeasibly vacuous orange Z listers, Michele Heaton (ex of Liberty X), Jordan's gay hangers-on etc. Incidentially, why do these people think they are classy when everything about them just screams out TACKY SKANKERS!!

To be followed by mega OK! honeymoon spread somewhere tacky (all paid for by OK!)

To be followed by mega huge OK! Jordan announces pregnancy splash - queue lots of cringey blacka nd white photos of Alex Reid looking whistful as he kisses Jordan's unfeasibly stick thin, orange, naked stomach.

Or

Could possibly be "Jordan : My Miscarriage Heartbreak" splash in OK! instead. Both are nice little earners so it doesn't really matter which.

Then to be followed by huge OK! splash on arrival of baby with unfeasibly ridiculous name and Jordan, who put on about 2 oz in weight throughout the pregnancy, looking unfeasibly orange and stick thin with unfeasibly white tombstone teeth and pantomine dame eyelashes.

All of the above will be captured in gory techni-colour on ITV2 if you can stomach it. But if you do, you'll have to listen to Jordan's unfeasibly thick-sounding monotone voice liberally pepered with utter cringeworth vulgarity and obscenities.

The money-go-round that is Jordan's dysfunctional life just goes on and on and on.

Her life is one proper train-wreck.

Oh GenevieveHawkings you really made me laugh!:O You just summed the whole circus up perfectly! Why is it that when she is on these programs they don't ask what everyone wants to know, but the presenters just go all gaga and flatter her over inflated ego because as she teaches her little one to say " Its All About Me!" (she means mummy of course!)
She really is something else though, does she really think we are so stupid as to believe the bile that she spews - " Oh I'm used to being up all night with Princess in the bed" Give me a break! You don't think Alex sleeps starkers like he insisted doing on CBB while she's sleeping in the bed?
"We were going to get married at Xmas but couldn't cause of the kids" Mmmm what happened to the kids a few days ago, sudden bout of amnesia, then suddenly remembered she had kids!
Mind you when asked if she would give up the limelight and take a step back since she hated all the bad press, the answer was "NO, I have loyal Fans" who are they, her gay mafia, so called friends and family who are all on the pay roll sticking to her like leeches and sucking her dry all the while telling her how wonderful she is?

Cannot believe she announced that they were trying for a baby !

Who does that???!!!

Also who goes on GMTV at 7am with 80's cartoon hair, a face full of make up, those stupid lashes and black knee high boots?

I didn't know that hooker chic was in fashion?

wonder how the Haiti adoption's going?
i don't like the woman but there are some unpleasant posts on here