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Jordan and Alex Reid marry in Las Vegas...ha ha ha ha ha

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Megglevache · 03/02/2010 08:11

...ha, ha, ha, ha

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TheChicOfIt · 03/02/2010 09:55

PrivetDancer - totally agree.

When she was in the jungle, all she went on about was Pete - it was pretty obvious she was trying to win him back. She called him as soon as she came out, probably hoping that he would welcome her back with open arms.

No such luck.

So after publicly humiliating dumping AR on national TV, 4 days later he has moved back into her house.

It seems to me that she doesn't know what she wants.

Even her best friend says she is with the wrong person....

Bobbiewickham · 03/02/2010 09:56

Who would be the right person for her, though?

She has huge ishooos. Huge.

midnightexpress · 03/02/2010 09:57

Absolutely BobbieW. And when your best friend is Michelle Heaton, there's one right there.

hogshead · 03/02/2010 09:59

I would love to see all 3 of them on Jeremy Kyle one morning

Bobbiewickham · 03/02/2010 10:00

Lol.

A good therapist could have a field day with KP. I always sense a massive wellspring of suppressed sadness whenever I see her. It's like she's got a weird shell.

On the other hand, she could just be a complete twunt.

TheChicOfIt · 03/02/2010 10:00

I think the right person for her is no-one at the moment.

IIRC she was already in a relationship with someone when she met Peter, then straight onto that "model" guy in Ibiza, then Alex.

I think if it were me then I would be taking a break.

It's a shame cos I had actually quite believed her "I need to be on my own speech" post jungle.

NorbertDentressangle · 03/02/2010 10:01

"Who would be the right person for her, though?
She has huge ishooos. Huge."

The main problem is she needs to be on her own for a while and address the 'ishoos' rather than jump from one unsuitable numpty to the next, whilst hardly drawing breath in between.

NorbertDentressangle · 03/02/2010 10:02

X'd posts TheChicOfIt -sounds like we should set up our own therapy clinic

TheChicOfIt · 03/02/2010 10:03

She has been in the public eye from such a young age, I think she has just learnt very well to hide all feelings.

Whenever I see her I just think she acts like a robot, speaking in that monotone wooden voice.

Perhaps she is a nice person when off camera ?

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Megglevache · 03/02/2010 10:56

Alex, very nice man in RL, the type to help old ladies over the road and nice to girlfriends etc... But dimmer than an energy saving lightbulb in my house....LOL @ bag o walnuts...

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StealthPolarBear · 03/02/2010 11:01

"Bang goes my theory that Kate and Peter would get back together, get remarried, special edition of OK, pregnant by xmas."
why? i think thats even more likely now

onlyjoinedforoffers · 03/02/2010 11:10

i think she is a very coniving (sp) woman he seemed like a nice if easily lead guy while on cbb . They are obviously not in a stable relationship so whats the answer to that oh yes we`ll get married .I pity the children

CatIsSleepy · 03/02/2010 11:19

'Pair of cunty fame-whores.

I think Holy Moly got it right describing Alex as an 'elbow-nosed wazbot'.

geordieminx I'd be in therapy if I had a dirty dream about that cretin. He looks like a condom stuffed full of walnuts. And has about the same IQ.'

BunnyLebowski i have actually no idea who Alex Reid is but that post made me ROFL
now I have to find a pic to see if you're right ...

biglips · 03/02/2010 11:29

so its true then!

she didnt knew him long before she married him....same to Peter too as it was more or less the same time scale...

hope it work out

next!!!

StealthPolarBear · 03/02/2010 13:09

according to ok she is pregnant!!
Can you imagine the birth certificate:

Mother's occupation: glamour model
Father's occupation: cage fighter

NorbertDentressangle · 03/02/2010 13:10

I think I prefer the idea of them being a 'glamour fighter' and 'cage model'

midnightexpress · 03/02/2010 14:08

Come, come SPB, she's so much more than just a glamour model, isn't she?

What do you mean, "no"?

reikizen · 03/02/2010 14:19

She's an effing loon.

CaptainUnderpants · 03/02/2010 17:03

So shall we start taking bets on how long it will last / and when she is going to be pregnant again ?

Besom · 03/02/2010 17:13

Why do they all rush into getting married all the time? Slebs in general I mean. Is it purely for the press?

TheDevilWearsPrimark · 03/02/2010 17:22

poor pete bless him

LIZS · 03/02/2010 17:28

You don't get ££££££££ from magazoines for a non event , it has to be an "exclusive" of the Big One. Maybe this an indirect away of paying him off ....

TheChicOfIt · 03/02/2010 17:57

God that Sky interview was a bit wrong.

He's there to promote his new album, and he ends up getting set up for a reaction to K and A's wedding?

thesteelfairy · 03/02/2010 18:01

Good luck to them both I say. I hope she finally finds what she is looking for.

Tbh I don't think Peter Andre is whiter than white either. They both contributed to the breakdown of that marriage, the argument that everyone says ended the relationship looked pretty evenly matched to me, so he got fed up of rowing and dumped her fair enough but it really shocks me how villified she is. She isn't THAT bad.

TheDevilWearsPrimark · 03/02/2010 18:03

I know! At least she looked suitably sheepish afterwards....