are only wankers on facebook?

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is it liek having a tattoo?

does tattoo plus endless whittering abotu your wall a chav make?

Oh congratulations....You should know that bumsex and blow-jobs are no longer obligatory once you have walked up the aisle

i have a facebook account, i do not have tattoos, i am not a wanker BUT i have been known to have public arguments via my status with other people which i suppose is quite chavvy!
Im addicted and am one the the people who tends to update her status more than 5 times a day and i write rubbish stuff! LOL

judge away!

is that blue man on facebook supposed to be funny?
god he drones on

It makes me larf!

How do you have an argument with somebody via your status. not sure I understand how that works..... give me an example will you?

I am curious about the people who have thousands of "friends", I use it to keep in contact with people particularly from my OU courses.

There will of course be wankers aplenty, the trick is to steer clear of them.

Is this going to be the new trend, or not so new trend, not being on Facebook?

I don't wank. I have real-life sex with another person.

I like having real-life msm style chats with people I can't be bothered to phone.

I am out and Proud!
I am on FB
I like it
I am on there right now
I dont have tattoos
AND when friends have put on their status updates they are getting one I strongly advise them not to
One friend dumped me when i joked about her 'arse antlers'

I prefer twitter to FB, but then I don't have much to say for myself. 140 characters is more than enough.

I love twitter, but I know many whohate it.

I don't really "get" Twitter but I guess you have to be able to use it on a mobile, and I can't on mine. (At least, not without paying extra and I don't see the point)

oh wow, no, no mobile,. I like the challenge of 140 characters. and playing silly word gfames with people. I am strictly internet user.

10 Downing Street are on twitter
twitter.com/DowningStreet

we're all at it!

I twitter as wel, as does HRH!!

I'm on Twitter as well, and Linked In.

Truly I am a social networking tart.

Hi BIWI
Mrs McCluskey here - fancied a change my Twitter friend!
Will have to hunt you down on FB too (((stalker emoticon))

Hyperbole finds a good home on facebook too. I have a friend who has just posted (his language, not mine, so apologies in advance):

"OH MY FUCKING GOD! THIS IS ACTUALLY HAPPENING! THIS IS THE EVENT OF THE CENTURY!"

And it turns out to be...

A new Prefab Sprout album.

Well, yes, mildly interesting (very mildly to judge by the quality of the one track he posted a link to) but...

Fuck me ..Twitter is even worse than Facebook, and that reeks of desperation
How much time of my day do you want me spend reading shit?

hot dog, jumping frog, alberquerque ...

snort @ 'reeks of desperation'

DH calls facebook 'a rolling press release for idiots'.

(I am one such idiot)

Facebook and Mumsnet are both a complete waste of time, wouldn't be caught dead on either of them! I'm too busy getting on with my life to faff around on the internet!

Yep waste of time
I could have learnt 5 languages and how to knit my own car and build my own house (plus moat) by now if I weren't wasting all my time on these community sites.

Twatter.