are only wankers on facebook?

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is it liek having a tattoo?

does tattoo plus endless whittering abotu your wall a chav make?

i was on it for a month but couldnt find the obligatory pictures of me pouting.

Yes sorry my ex is on facebook, so is his gf, they sit in the same room in the same house 'talking' to each other? Then they play childish quizzes and kidnap each other. very childish and immature.stay clear unless you're about 7.

what does that stand for.... PIAF

There used to be something on it about muslims.... Mohammed was one of his friends. I can't really remember, but I wonder if the clip has had that bit removed.. seems unlikely, but odd

I'm on FB but only have a select few as friends....unlike my sister who has about 460

I joined as a way of keeping track of the DC - after DS spent a month backpacking round Europe last year and updated Facebook more often than he called home.

It was a way of making sure he was still alive - literally, in fact; when that train hit a bridge in the Czech republic I knew it was the line DS would be on & I thought it was that day - luckily he'd booked for the next day.

My young cousin has about 389 friends, but if you say, "hello, how are YOu?" he will blush and then crash into a doorframe in his haste to get away from an offline person.

Sooey, yes,friends of mine, married, the guy wrote in his status that he was listening xyz and it was great. HIs wife commented, "yeah I know, your earphones are shit! lol."

Very funny. But mad ey!? hardly the parlours of Jane Austin's day!!

My DH calls it Stalkbook.

We joined when accidentally invited to do so by one of the DCs, and now use it mainly to spy on them, and to laugh at old school friends.

This works since some are truly witty, and some not.

Lol maggie - so true!

I use it as a tool to keep in touch with old school friends/old work mates and the voyeur in me loves checking out everyne elses photos.

There is a weirdy woman at work who follows everyon on facebook like a stalker and asks you endless questions relating to your status updates which kind of freaks me out.

I refuse to have any kids as my friend - too much adult content imo.

oh and it is mildly annoying when some folk have 45676543 photos f themselves, mainly in a bar, pouting.

Good link maggievirgo - I have now got an account full of people from PIAFs, it's great to know how low I've sunk

I actually loathe facebook.

For my sins I am on it, joined as I was pissed off at not being able to see any family or friends photos anymore.

Yes there are a lot of twats on it.

Yes those quizzes are wanky and annoying

LMAO at that link maggie, so very true!

Shamefully hundreds of friends now, many ex-pupils who I cannot for the life of me decipher their status updates. Need a cull soon as the novelty has worn off

What's PIAFS?!?!?!!?

I can't work it out?

what i don't understand is why so many people are facebook friends with wankers...

i am on fb and i am only friends with actual friends so everyone on MY facebook is lovely and witty and cool

some of my friends live abroad or are travelling and it's nice to stay in touch and see their photos etc.

Maybe it's "People I Actually F*ed"? No idea, either...

Did it say, 'Pointless Internet Argument Forums' or something, Can''t for the life of me work out what they are though .

Fluffles.....sometimes they start out looking like a good bet and then reveal their inner twattishness. Bit hard to get rid if you are related also

Pigs Initiate Activation of Flu? (They are trying to take over the world...)

People I Avoid Frequently?

Pillocks I Antagonise for Fun?

Oh, I see ...

Sorry x-posts reality! Where has your bumsex name gone?

Agreed, it's a bit old hat this bumsex thing

Ann Summers Party perchance?

at les dawson boob thing

I am on it, so probably a wanker... in my defence I have frequent 'friend' culls and try to keep only those i'm actually interested in. Have hidden/blocked all annoying quizzes/applications etc, so that I don't have to see my friend's mothers favourite sexual positions

After one cull, some chap that went to my school sent a couple of late night emails to let me know he was annoyed at being deleted. Stalkbook indeed...

My aunty calls it facepaint