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I'm no fan of porno-Jordan but i did lol when i saw the faces of the women behind her...

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AitchTwoOh · 17/06/2009 22:36

very funny

scroll down to the 'bum me now' shot at the bottom, lolol.

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ahundredtimes · 17/06/2009 22:42

They look rather concerned in that last photo don't they? I think they're worrying about the sandy state of her bikini

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AitchTwoOh · 17/06/2009 22:45

she's certainly very limber, isn't she?
how odd to think all those women will just be photoshopped out.

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PinkTulips · 17/06/2009 22:48

she does look rather bizarre in most of thsoe shots.... oddly inhuman.

thing i'd look a bit baffled if that turned up on the beach i was on too tbf on them

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AitchTwoOh · 17/06/2009 22:49

and i don't think the red gingham was a good choice for the pear-shape behind, do you? poor jordan, trying to be all alluring and i'm criticising the bikini choices of the headless ladies.

i'd have a face like a cats arse, PT, of that i have no doubt.

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ahundredtimes · 17/06/2009 22:49

She looks extraordinary. I spent a while STARING at her inner thigh in that bikini. She's such a confection, so unlikely.

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slyandgobbo · 17/06/2009 22:50

V funny photos. ludicrous proportion of DM stories down the side were about women gaining / losing weight and how they looked in their bikinis. Almost like it was taking teh piss out of itself...

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SlartyBartFast · 17/06/2009 22:51

ha ha, is definately the look on the faces of all those ladies behind her!!

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Slubberdegullion · 17/06/2009 22:51

That pose in the bottom but one picture is a position I used to suggest to patients for coping with trapped wind.

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Songbird · 17/06/2009 22:51

God, it's so depressing when you think how pretty she used to be. I know time ravages us all, but, sorry about this, she looks a right dog! She has a freakishly shapeless figure with those melons fixed on, and she's so caked in makeup, and the trout pout?

But, the onlookers are classic aren't they?

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AitchTwoOh · 17/06/2009 22:52

i happen to know (because to my shame i have watched their ghastly programme on occasion) that she has been liposucked in that area, 100x. but yes, she's not real. and also not 'there' in any of her photos.

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Songbird · 17/06/2009 22:52

ooh, thanks slubber, I'm a slave to trapped wind, particularly during me monthlies! I'll remember that - dh will think his luck is in!!

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SlartyBartFast · 17/06/2009 22:53

she does not look pretty with all that make up.

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Songbird · 17/06/2009 22:54

aitch, you're so right! Me, I like my soft porn models to really connect, you know?

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Mintyy · 17/06/2009 22:54

She looks exactly like Joan Collins in the 8th picture

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Songbird · 17/06/2009 22:55

LOVE her sunnies though!

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AitchTwoOh · 17/06/2009 22:55

lolol i distinctly remember aiming for that pose post-laporoscopy. dh was in no doubt that his luck was OUT.

she was a bonnie thing, wasn't she? although an unfortunate nose. so was Peter Andre's, i wonder how long little princess's schnozz will remain unmolested?

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AitchTwoOh · 17/06/2009 22:55

lolol i distinctly remember aiming for that pose post-laporoscopy. dh was in no doubt that his luck was OUT.

she was a bonnie thing, wasn't she? although an unfortunate nose. so was Peter Andre's, i wonder how long little princess's schnozz will remain unmolested?

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ahundredtimes · 17/06/2009 22:55

Oh has she? That's still quite a well-worked and serious inner thigh isn't it. They are glamour shots aren't they. I don't remember her being pretty - she's always seem rather outlandish to me.

Mind you, I saw a picture of Posh the other day. OMG, she's turning into Michael Jackson. Is scary.

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pinkteddy · 17/06/2009 22:55

lol at trapped wind pose slubber!

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Songbird · 17/06/2009 22:56

christ, if ever there was a misnamed child! Maybe she'll blossom later. Sorry, getting too harsh now, I might have to go to bed

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Slubberdegullion · 17/06/2009 22:57

Songbird, a quiet word of caution, you are mildly suseptible to inflating your vagina in the same position, so use with caution and in privacy.

Apologies for plumbing new depths on your already not so very high brow thread Aitch.

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AitchTwoOh · 17/06/2009 22:57

did you see posh's tits, 100x? amazing

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AitchTwoOh · 17/06/2009 22:59

she has Lovely Hair and Pretty Eyes, songbird. the rest will be fixed, i imagine.

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Songbird · 17/06/2009 22:59

Mmn, while I was in the middle of typing my first post I thought I'd link to a 'natural Katie Price' pic, ie, before the boobs. There must be one somewhere on the net but funnily enough it took ages and I still didn't find one! She really was incredibly pretty, promise.

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Songbird · 17/06/2009 23:00

dear god slubber, did you have to?

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