I'm no fan of porno-Jordan but i did lol when i saw the faces of the women behind her...

[AitchTwoOh]

very funny

scroll down to the 'bum me now' shot at the bottom, lolol.

nipplets
read bottom of article

God poor her though, can you IMAGINE your protuding nipples being national news? (I know, I know, she wants it etc). Still. Do you know I had this v. problem with a nice blue top, which when photographed does show a flash of white like that? Is a bra underneath though, not petal shaped nipple covers. Promise.

ROFL

why are you wearing a white bra under a blue top? trollope.

PMSL at Nipplets -you wouldn't want one of those to fall out and be left behind on the red carpet would you?!

i've spelled that like anthony, lol.

But you can't see it normally - it's actually flesh coloured bra but then someone took a photo, flash went off, lo and behold, whiteness appears.

Nipplets.

it's all such hard work

And , honestly, I only read the Mail because it was the only newspaper available at the gym
I still like VB, if she was splitting with DB, I don't think she would be daily discussing everything with the tabloids
Photos yes, but looking thinner and thinner, but not cavorting in the sand in Ibiza

nipplets it is, then, 100x. [resigned]

No more top, more likely. Oh no actually, no more CAMERA.

Christ, they wouldn't stay on my norks I shouldn't think. I'd need something like the triffid petal or the raffelasian petal.

(did you know the raffelasian plant is the largest flower in the world? I know this because ds1 has done a project on its adaptation skills or something. It smells of meat!)

barbeque?

rotting

poor old girl

her hair looks deep fried

hmm, would that keep the paps away, do you think? or are they attracted to carrion?

I might suggest this to Posh you know, during our guru chats.

Yes Greeny, you are right, she does.

I think i'd go for rubber plant leaves
[sturdy]

I use nettles me

[nails]

[wince]

I'm breastfeeding at the mo. Hubcaps it is. Monster truck hubcaps.

terrible skin

God she is goimg mad isn't she. And she really can't keep all this glamar stuff up. She is looking at bit too ropey.

I found this an interesting confession "after four years I'm no longer taking my anti-depressants."