I'm no fan of porno-Jordan but i did lol when i saw the faces of the women behind her...

[AitchTwoOh]

very funny

scroll down to the 'bum me now' shot at the bottom, lolol.

Oh dear - but look at her WRISTS fgs. She's turning into a sparrow. An unnatural sparrow with a peaky chin. I really do think she's turning into Michael Jackson.

I feel a bit sad about her

Love the caption on that last one, "The watching crowds didn't seem not to know what to make of the spectacle unfolding in front of them"

Considering the last DM article I read (linked from MN of course!) was proposing compulsory English lessons for those pesky immigrants....

she's fair shoveled the slap on alright

hair could do with a bit of conditioner too.

i'd love to be able to say 'all the real women around her look far better' but sadly the bikini choices aren't fabulous for curvey girls are they?

[pink is quite relieved noone can see through the pc and comment on her own attire]

i do like posh, i think she's sparky. but those boobs are a step too far.

peter andre's old nose

Posh's tit are Barbie tits in that photo!

Aitch, the problem is the rest has been fixed, just hope it can be undone when she realises how awful she looks!

Wonder if Posh realised her nipples would show through that top.

He's just tanned and greasy cheese isn't he? Smoked cheese left in the sun, perhaps!

She's all right Posh, I guess she can up and downsize her tits if she wants to, they are hers. It's her WRISTS and her CHIN I'm worried about.

no, 100x, they do look v silly, her tits. i worry for posh, i want to be her friend and make her a cheese toastie.

How funny! Speshly the girl with the headscarf, she epitomises the look of WTF???

For all that agog-ness ahe could easily be having a dump.

She looks amazing, absolutely amazing. Dark hair on her was a stroke of genius.
Anyone see that 'Jordan: The early years' recently? Proof that surgery can be a wonderful thing. Now she was certainly never ugly but there was just something obtuse about her face before, cant really put my finger on it ubt v. harsh and disjointed looking. She now has such refined looking features. Til she opens her gob!

Oh I so worry about her Aitch. It's this fashion crowd she's fallen in with. Tsk.

All the real women behind her kind of look like me! That's why I wear a tankini, 8 kaftans and put a bag over my head while on the beach.
Jeez if I was standing behind Katie Price while the paparazzi were around I'd zip myself up in a sleeping bag.
Bet the bird with the red gingham's glad her head's cut off.

i think she would like me, hundred. i occasionally fantasise at how much we would LAUGH.

the thing about jordan's face is that it's been designed with pouting and posing in mind, so whenever she is between poses it looks all lumpy and weird imo.

Oh what pics
Jordan has made me chuckle tonight
The onlookers' faces behind
I like posh's new boobs
they suit her

have jordan and peter heard of the phrase 'not washing your dirty laundry in public' ?

Do you? See I really don't think she would like me, and it would take some fun. I'd feel a bit sludgy and not 'fun' enough, but if we talked, she'd find me both wise and reassuring. I'd be like a guru to her I expect. Think Cherie and Carole whatshername. You could come and be my laughing fluffer?

it would take some WORK not fun

It's the nipple accessories that concern me rather than wrists/chin TBH

Oh definitely, It's a face for photography - when moving it's kinda clunky.

oh no DR! What are they?

Well in the see through jumper photo, those aren't her real nipples
Those are pretend nipples that you put on top of your real nipples
will try to find article
La la land

Crikey. Really? Bloody hell

yyy she could worship you and i would cackle with her when you weren't there and try to undermine you, 100x. i would have to suppress a giggle if DB spoke though obv.

what nipple equipment do you speak of, dr?

lololol you LIE, DR. no WAY.

flower shaped ones