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Sorry may have already been done but FERN is quitting This Morning.

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Fimbo · 25/03/2009 16:06

Aww. She would be a fine mate.

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cutekids · 27/03/2009 10:33

Davina McCall!!!

dizzydixies · 27/03/2009 10:40

no, not Davina she's too 'shouty' for This Morning and I can't be coping with shouty that early in the morning!

cutekids · 27/03/2009 10:44

Yeah you might be right there.
I hope it's someone "warm" though.I thought both Judy and Fern were just that.You felt like they were your friends somehow.

Eve4Walle · 27/03/2009 10:52

How about Carol Vorderman, she's not got a job has she?

cutekids · 27/03/2009 12:28

she's ok.

Fimbo · 27/03/2009 13:27

Gives Dizzy a round of applause!!

I keep coming up with lists of the people I don't want.

Sherrie Hewson and Denise Welch for example.

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IwantPeace · 27/03/2009 13:30

Nadia Swalha is the best choice by far

newpup · 27/03/2009 14:15

Nadia Swalha would be fab. She has that funny, friendly, down-to -earth appeal. She is not a size zero but looks well dressed and lovely. Has children, and is not too young and has a really good vibe to her personality.

Fimbo · 27/03/2009 14:16

Yes Nadia might be good.

Another for the no pile - Nicky Chapman

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itsnotmeitsyou · 27/03/2009 14:34

def either liza tarbuck or alison steadman....but please not lorraine kelly

noddyholder · 27/03/2009 14:53

Oh god not liza tarbuck professional celeb/show biz daughter with the most annoying voice ever.And her patronising I love being fat sideline Nadia yes

Ohforfoxsake · 27/03/2009 15:00

Claire Sweeney for the job. NOOOOOOOOOOOT!

Was there something about an affair? please don't tell me Phil V did the dirty on her. I'd lose all hope

newgirl · 27/03/2009 15:15

Nadia Swalha
Liza Tarbuck
Jackie Brambles

that's my three - hope itv are reading this!

i can understand why fern wants a break - 10 years - she prob doesnt need to work and so may as well have some fun doing other things

pointydog · 27/03/2009 16:38

I see Fern more as my worst nightmare than my best friend

noddyholder · 27/03/2009 16:44

me too pointy she always seems a bit odd to me.Fake friendly and a bit sinister

pointydog · 27/03/2009 16:48

oh yes, noddy, totallomundo.

noddyholder · 27/03/2009 16:49

Did you see her on that dancing thing?Loon

pointydog · 27/03/2009 16:53

I try damn hard not to see her on anything.

I caught a bit of her on Comic Relief unfortunately, smiling/grimacing at graham norton. Had to turn over.

pointydog · 27/03/2009 16:54

was it graham norton? some bloke

noddyholder · 27/03/2009 16:56

I am surprised so many people like her.I don't for a minute think her and her dh are a 'real' couple

pointydog · 27/03/2009 16:58

I am surprised too. I am not sure why women are supposed to identify with her so much or want to have friends like her.

It'th a mythtery, as Toyah said

Fimbo · 27/03/2009 16:59

Agree with you about her and her husband, Noddy and I didn't particularly like her Singing in the Rain routine or the extra cheesy bit where Phil Vickery came on.....

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pointydog · 27/03/2009 17:00

does her husband make a living from being a chef? He never makes anything tasty

Fimbo · 27/03/2009 17:00

And if I have to suffer that Aldi advert with the choc bunnies all the way up to Easter, I think my hand will be through the tv screen.

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surreygirl · 27/03/2009 17:03

According to internet it's Melanie Sykes that ITV are signing up to replace Fern...

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